Drunk Passenger Pukes

October 25, 2008

in Passenger Stories

We were on a dinnertime flight from Las Vegas to Atlanta that was full of business travelers and vacationers coming back with their wallets empty. We were in the bulkhead seats, so we were able to see everyone get on the plane. One of the passengers, a man traveling alone that looked to be in his late 20’s or early 30’s, got on and sat in the one remaining seat in the row opposite ours. He appeared extremely intoxicated, but seemed to be minding his own business. A few minutes later, however, we learned that the man had just plopped down in the first available seat and it wasn’t actually his. The situation became tense as the man became sweaty and agitated, but a flight attendant intervened and ushered the man back to his actual seat (a middle seat). We thought he must have settled down, as we didn’t hear anything else.

We thought wrong. As we were waiting to get off the plane, the flight attendant started chatting with the person whose seat he had tried to take. Apparently, the man was so intoxicated that he vomited into his hands (remember, he was in the middle seat). The passenger sitting next to him called the flight attendant. The flight attendant asked him if he was okay, and if she could get him anything. His response? “No, I’m fine,” and then he ATE HIS VOMIT.

{ 22 comments… read them below or add one }

Shakinthefat October 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm

What goes on in VEGA$ stays in VEGA$!


noodlepopjin October 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm

This is one of my worst nightmares. If I had been seated next to that guy, he probably would have been eating my vomit too.


ruru October 29, 2008 at 12:36 pm

this has been one of my biggest fears while flying… I hope I will never see that


OhPlease! April 2, 2009 at 8:55 am

Oh come on. You don't need to embellish the story.


Elaine April 2, 2009 at 9:20 am

Holy cow, that made me gag!!


Ethernet April 2, 2009 at 10:20 am



mandy April 2, 2009 at 10:24 am

that made me sick to my stomach.


superhamster April 2, 2009 at 10:43 am

That guy knows how to party!


kate April 2, 2009 at 11:36 am

You win. Nobody else can complain or submit anything else. Your post wins.


VT April 2, 2009 at 12:47 pm

yeah! get crunk!


aieee April 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Me right now: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fil…: The_Scream.jpg


Belleweather April 2, 2009 at 4:16 pm

It was probably tastier than some meals I’ve had on a plane.


Collin April 2, 2009 at 8:19 pm

That's cool. Tastes like chicken.


KBC April 3, 2009 at 2:02 am

Collin you are one sick puppy


Danielle April 3, 2009 at 11:44 am

F'ing disgusting. Are you for real? Sick…so sick .


I smell BS April 3, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Great story. Too bad is bullshit. You had me right up until he ate his puke.


Kl April 5, 2009 at 10:20 am

I call b.s.


n April 5, 2009 at 11:55 am

I just stabbed myself!!


jenkins April 8, 2009 at 9:42 am

wow this story sucked my left nut! talk about Bullshit!


Behemoth April 16, 2009 at 10:37 am

I am ROTFL at Jenkins…sucked your left nut eh? Hilarious


Rob April 25, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Oh come on people. Who doesn't think their peepee is the best gift to humanity?

Cut puke-eating-man some slack. Of course it could happen. Didn't any of you see the video of the puking drunk who kept re-drinking his 'beer' until someone took it away?


irwin May 29, 2009 at 7:18 am



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