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Airplane Stories

This past Sunday provided an up close and personal assessment of the airline industry, an industry that has seen considerable changes culminating with many major airlines going through bankruptcy.

My wife Terri and I boarded Northwest Indianapolis bound flight leaving Bradley International Airport Hartford, Connecticut. It should be noted that Northwest Airlines is suffering through a mechanics’ strike, which in a comedy of errors created this saga.

Our flight was delayed while the ground crew tried to open the door of the airplane on the tarmac. With no success, a mechanic was summoned. Some 40 minutes later, a mechanic arrived and successfully opened the door. The extended delay was no doubt an indirect result of the ongoing mechanics’ strike.

After the passengers settled in, the scheduled 11:25 AM flight finally departed according to the Associated Press at 12:27 PM. Directly after take off, the airplane experienced what felt like an impact, an unusual extended shudder, and the passengers (including my wife and I) heard a sound of metal shredding or scraping that lasted what seemed like minutes. Soon after, a distinctive electrical odor permeated the cabin. The concern shown on the face of the flight attendant was evident. What the pilot failed to tell us for the better part of an hour was that the airplane had hit a flock of birds (those flocking birds). The flight crew could not assess the extent of the damage to the plane. During this time, the plane flew in a slow right turn and it was evident that we were circling. Finally the flight attendant informed us that the airplane had experienced a “bird hit” and that they were returning to Bradley International, and that we were to prepare for a possible hard landing. The extended time in the air, she explained, was so that they could burn off fuel to reduce the likelihood of an explosion if there was a crash landing. The attendant had us brace against the seat in front or put our heads between our legs (I am assuming so that we might kiss our asses good-bye).

Though we did experience a hard hit, the pilot was successful in safely landing the plane at 1:35 PM (again according to the Associated Press). The plane was met by several emergency vehicles with flashing lights, as well as a television crew from one of the local news channels. The passengers all gave the crew a relieved round of applause and were eager to disembark. We were later to find out that this occurrence was well covered by the press, including USA Today, The Indianapolis Star and WRTV, among others.

Northwest provided only one airline counter staff who tirelessly re-booked all 39 passengers. The bulk of us were re-routed through Philadelphia on US Airways flight 1671 leaving Hartford at 3:00 PM. We were all required to retrieve our checked baggage and re-check them with US Air. This necessitated us to leave the secure area and once again go through security. To add insult to what was already an emotionally difficult time, FAA regulations require that each of us go through the extra security protocol, including the use of the wand as well as a pat down! With but 20 minutes left to catch this flight, there was but one security agent to accomplish this.

Terri and I were the last to board, but once again we settled into our seats. We talked a little with some of the other passengers of our Northwest flight that had also been rerouted with us. The other passengers onboard did not understand the giddy chatter amongst this fraternity of “survivors.” As we prepared for take off, the circulation in my hand was in serious jeopardy as my wife held tight to my hand. The take off seemed uneventful, but once again we started to bank right. Immediately my wife panicked and said that she knew something was wrong. Suspecting that the previous trauma was affecting her, I was about to calm her down when I was interrupted by the pilot over the intercom announcing that they had just experienced a complete loss of the onboard flight computers and that they were returning to Hartford for an emergency landing.

The landing was uneventful, but we were again met by the same emergency vehicles (sans press) who had escorted our Northwest flight in. This US Air flight, according to the pilot, was cancelled and we were to be re-routed (again). The passengers were delayed once again by a stubborn door or jet way for several minutes before we were able to disembark.

By this time, all the “fraternity” member’s faces were somewhat ashen white, our knees were weak and most of us headed to the closest bar. Some chose to call it quits, but my adrenaline was charging. I again re-booked, this time through Reagan International in Washington DC. This flight thankfully was uneventful. As we stared out, the airplane’s windows gazing on the lit silhouette of the Washington Monument and the Capitol building, my wife said that when things like this happen usually it’s a good time to reassess your life.

The good news was that we were in each “event” returned to Bradley International safely. The bad news is the concern about the state of the industry’s aircraft. It is suspect at the very least, and is constantly jeopardized by mechanic strikes and bankruptcy reorganization which puts financial pressures on the airlines. Had they already begun to cut corners on maintenance, we’ll never know. But one thing is for sure – it will probably be a long time before my wife and I decide to travel by air again.

By the way, as expected, our bags did not accompany us to Indianapolis, choosing to stay in Philadelphia. They eventually found their way to our front porch the next day.

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This happened on a flight from San Francisco to New Orleans connecting through Dallas. I was flying to visit family for a long weekend and had packed just a small carry-on.

My flight to DFW was easy and hassle free. However, once I boarded the plane to go to New Orleans things got interesting. I was traveling alone like I normally do and generally don’t mind changing sets to let people travel together. The FA asked me to move one seat back, no problem, I did so with my bag over my head. I’m settled with my book and the FA comes back not once, but twice, asking me to move to accommodate a family. I finally asked, “What’s the deal, it’s an hour and a half flight. Can the marriage not take that long of a separation?” I never got an apology or a thank-you from the family or the FA.

I moved 7 rows in front of my carry-on because it would not fit in the new position. The only good that came out of this was that my bag was passed when we landed like a trophy of war. I insisted rightly that if I moved, my carry-on should get to me before I had to deplane. I no longer exchange seats for anyone.

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Wind Chill

February 21, 2010

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When I was 18 my girlfriend, my mother and I were travelling back home to the UK after a wonderful adventure on Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands off the coast of West Africa. We would be flying to Manchester in the UK, in a total three hour flight. I had a rather painful sunburn on my face which was very hot, but little did I realise that we would all be getting cooled off a little too much!

When we boarded we discovered that we were unlucky enough to be seated at the very front of the middle rows of seats with a wall right in front of us, leaving little leg room. But as soon as we started to move towards the runway, there was a powerful blast of ice cold air at our feet coming from a ventilator. All we had on were summer shirts, shorts, sandals and sun glasses, so we were ill defended against the sudden temperature drop. It got worse when we were in the air; we all had our teeth chattering. Strangely the lights in the cabin had a sort of bluish effect so it made the cabin feel a bit like an ice cavern. We had to put our sweaters on for the first time in a week as it was so cold, but we could not protect our legs.

Just to put the cherry on the cake, the other passengers started to use the tiny space in front of us to move to the other aisles. We had to scrunch up to let them pass which was quite annoying as we had little space. An air hostess finally noticed this and made an announcement over the intercom for everyone to stop doing this, but of course no one listened. We finally took matters into our own hands and put our feet up against the wall, both to stop the other passengers from invading our space and to prevent our knees from freezing off. I ordered a cup of tea at the first chance I got and drank it with shaking hands as I was so cold. Now I knew how Kay felt, imprisoned in the Snow Queen’s ice castle, but thousands of feet up in the air. When we finally landed in Manchester, we got off the plane as soon as possible and were in desperate need of a hot drink!

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OK, I grew up both in the US and Japan so I grew up flying. This flight goes down as by far the WORST flight of my life!!!! I now live in Rome, but I spent a lovely 2 weeks vacation in Japan and I was coming back to Rome on Finnair. After one of my best friends told me so many nice things about them, I was excited to fly them, but I found out that their aircraft was old and didn’t even have personal screens.

On my way back to Rome, I reserved a window seat in one of their emergency rows. The flight looked somewhat full, and next to me was a couple from Wales that had been to Japan for their first time. Two hours into our flight, I had noticed that the bottom part of the door was covered with frost and with breeze coming through. I had talked to one of their flight attendants who had said to me, “Well, it REALLY is cold. Unfortunately, there are no seats available, so I will bring you extra blankets and cushions.”

So there they were, trying to cover my legs by wrapping 2 blankets and shoving 2 first class pillows next to my legs, like that was going to help as we were flying over Russia in December with the outdoor breeze coming through. Then, their ridiculousness reached another level when one flight attendant, who was dumb as a box of hair, brought a plastic bottle filled with hot water. Um, it’s minus 75 degrees outside, do you think that will help?

Then their last meal service began and it was about an hour to land to Helsinki since I was flying via Helsinki to Rome. I had complained once more, asking to talk to their chief flight attendant. This old Finnish woman came only to look at me in my face, LAUGH and said, “Oh, that’s too bad because we had another seat up front.” To this, I started asking her why she didn’t show up until now and that there was no communication going through their staff as to where their empty seats were??? I said, “Aren’t you supposed to have perfect communication in order to provide good but if anything SAFE service?” To this she said, “WELL, THAT’S TOO BAD, IM SORRY.”

I had complained and talked to Finnair officials after this, and they said that IT IS NORMAL TO HAPPEN FLYING OVER RUSSIA IN DECEMBER.

Um, sorry, I grew up flying all over the world at different times of the year and NEVER had seen the emergency door covered with frost with breeze coming through…

So, take a minute before you book that F’ing-air ticket.

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Tense Landing In Tegus

February 12, 2010 Airplane Stories

I’ve flown frequently from the US to Tegucigalpa (Tegus), Honduras these past 2 years. Apparently, pilots have to have “special training” to land in Tegucigalpa because it’s like in a “bowl”… meaning they have to drop down suddenly in the mountains to land. I know this, I brace for this, but every time I land [...]

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Leak In The Drinking Water Tank

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A Special Moment Between Passengers

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I [...]

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Truck Collides With Airplane

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I fly quite often on various different airlines throughout the year, however I never seem to have a lack of issues with travel.
Recently, I was on a flight from Los Angeles to Denver. The flight was initially running a little bit late, but at first was nothing to worry about. I had been bumped up [...]

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Stuck In The Crapper

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Good Morning Friends!
Several of you may have received a rather cryptic text message from me yesterday that may have seemed like a riddle…”guess who got stuck in an airplane lavatory for over an hour?” is the question that was posed. Well, the answer to that riddle, folks, is ME.
However, some of you may have taken [...]

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Rowdy Russian Flight

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Years ago on a flight from Chicago to Moscow, I flew the Russian airline in an attempt for not only cost savings, but to have the ill-thought thorough “authenticity” of my Russian experience. Over the next 12 hours I settled in at the back of the plane to try to get some sleep to try to dwindle down the [...]

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