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Flying Hell Commentary

I want to tell you that back in the 70’s air travel was an adventure and people who sat in First Class did indeed wear suit coats and women wore dresses. The food (even in coach) was actually tasty and you could tell that people cared when you had cloth napkins and fine wine glasses served on your tray.

I started my career in aviation the day after I flew on a Boeing 727 Astrojet operated by American Airlines. I knew that I wanted to control this 80 tons of alumium with my own two hands. The very thought of me having the lives of 140 passengers for an extended length of time brought many exciting and commanding thoughts to my mind. When you’re seven miles straight up doing eight miles a minute it just makes the adrenalin flow.

Now some 39 years later, having spent 19 years as a commercial pilot, I stand and wonder how something so beautiful went as far south as it could go. I lived it for three days a week, seven trips a month and I watched airline management kill a very beautiful thing for nothing more than profit and gain, and saw people dedicated (yes dedicated) turn into mindless machines that all wished they could be doing something else. It is a shame because in defending something that I loved to do, even I was pushed out five years early. Think about that the next time you look into that cockpit. Are they happy?

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#1) We fly coach from South America to the United States with American Airlines at least once a year. In the last years, we have been noticing that seats have been changed. Seats are more close together and they can recline less. This is no problem for a 2 or 3 hour flight; but for a 10 to 12 hour flight this is impossible. When we arrived to our destination last March, we needed a couple of days to recover after a long night without being able to sleep at all in those terrible conditions. A flight attendant told us that every year the airline is adding more and more seats, consequently less and less comfort is provided to the passenger. Still the passenger (customer) is charged more money every year. Flying in such conditions is horrible; just to be nice… The company is not taking care of its customers.

#2) Just a general comment, but the common element that appears to link most of the stories I’ve read on this site is a certain lack of space between passengers. As a passenger, I’ll put up with almost ANYTHING if I can just have at reasonable amount of space to exist in for the duration of the flight. I’m not a large person, but the last few flights I’ve been on lasting 3 or more hours have been so uncomfortable because there is simply no room to maneuver oneself with at least a shred of dignity. Give us 6 more inches, that’s all I ask!

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The seats are designed to recline, and each passenger has the right to recline their seats when it’s been announced that it’s OK. On more than one occasion, when sitting in a window seat, the man (it’s always a man) has kicked my seat repeatedly until it moves forward from the force of the kicking.

The last time it happened, I had to call the flight attendant repeatedly to resolve the issue. It would seem to me that an aisle seat would be a better choice (assuming first-class is not an option) than a window seat. At least there’s some lateral room to move.

The seats recline — deal with it. Spring for first-class, pick an aisle seat, or just grow up. There are many things in life that we don’t like because of how it affects us personally, but that doesn’t give anyone the right to make their own rules at the expense of others.

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I came to this site expecting a laugh. What I got were a bunch of pampered, whining babies. Most of these stories make me sick to my stomach. YOU guys are exactly whom I do not want to sit by. YOU guys are just as guilty as the people you write about of ruining flights. I am shocked.

This goes out mainly to the author of Neanderthal Man. There’s a reason he was giving you bad looks. That reason is because you were being a prick. What a douchebag! You actually said out loud that you couldn’t stand his smell? I cannot believe this. “Civilized people” seem pretty barbaric to me.

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Some Airline People Have Saved My Day

December 13, 2009 Flying Hell Commentary

Without a doubt, I have had my share of bad, even unbelievably bad, experiences in the ugly skies. There was the time I helped push an airport van through snow in Austin, Texas (snow? yes, it happens) and when we got to the airport, with all the passengers seated and ready to go, we learned [...]

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First Class For Employees

December 7, 2009 Flying Hell Commentary

I have been flying as a passenger on airlines for more than 30 years and have had many years of 100 flights or more annually. My originating city is Chicago, so naturally I am a frequent United passenger. Airlines often make accommodations for their most frequent customers to provide them consideration to be moved to [...]

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The Idiot Parade

November 15, 2009 Flying Hell Commentary

I have been a frequent business traveler who flies out of D/FW on a weekly basis for the past 7+ years. The first six years were actually very nice. No issues with security other than the occasional long line; no problems with passengers except for a screaming baby now and then or the chronic snorer; [...]

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It’s Not The Airlines Stupid

October 9, 2009 Flying Hell Commentary

I am a bit bemused by everyone’s comments. I would not consider myself a frequent traveler, but I do fly a few times a month, primarily for business. It is extremely rare that I find anything to complain about with respect to the airlines. Airlines are very efficient given the price points under which they [...]

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“Picked Over” Luggage

September 21, 2009 Flying Hell Commentary

My daughter had a laptop and expensive camera taken from her luggage on a flight from NYC to Tampa. I once had a bag of expensive candies opened, eaten and the empty container put back in my bag. I don’t think most luggage gets “lost” – I think it gets held over for an airport [...]

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Don’t Allow Cell Phones

September 2, 2009 Flying Hell Commentary

I could submit some stories but I am writing ahead of time hoping they will not allow cell phone usage on planes. It is entirely annoying enough having to listen to other people’s conversations in airports. I understand business people having to have conversations or if there is a delay and they need to inform people, [...]

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