Lip-Locked Tousled-Haired Twenty-Somethings

October 29, 2007

in Couples Stories

My husband I had just arrived at the Seattle airport after our honeymoon Alaskan cruise. The flight back to Minneapolis was supposed to depart at 11 pm, but much to my disgust the flight was delayed due to bad weather. So there we sat exhausted, in much need of sleep, with no options of catching the much needed z’s other than laying on the dirtiest floor I have ever seen, waiting for this bad weather to pass. Finally at about 1:45 am, we are informed the plane will begin boarding in the next thirty minutes.

By this time I am just happy I will finally get to lie back and hopefully get some sleep. At about 2:30 we board the plane. I look around us and much to my surprise we are the only two in our aisle. An extra seat to stretch out into – how great. Across from us was another couple; probably in their mid to late twenties. There were no children in sight. Then the safety briefing begins, and the couple across from us are talking loudly. One of the flight attendants walks over and asks them to quiet down. The captain announces all seats need to be upright and tray tables up and locked. Again the couple I thought would be perfect aisle mates causes a fuss; they have the seats reclined. Two flight attendants have to ask them to put them upright before it is done.

Finally we take off and I hope the problems are over. I close my eyes and then I hear this gross sucking sound. I look over to the couple and find the woman on her partner’s lap engaged in a full on make out session. I sit hoping the flight attendants will say something. No one does, and the making out escalates into heavy petting and more kissing. I couldn’t believe no one said anything. I finally couldn’t take it anymore. I turned the volume up on my headphones and shut my eyes until it was time to land. I put my seat upright and glance over to find two tousled hair twenty-somethings red faced and with fresh hickeys. Next time take care of business before getting on the plane. Nobody wants to see what should be done behind closed doors.

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rb July 15, 2008 at 11:17 am

Your couple may have been uncooperative with following instructions, to be sure. Shame on them.

However, I don't think that making out is any cause for distress on your part….more power to them! We need more love-making, not fighting in this world.


GenXer July 16, 2008 at 1:48 pm

Have a bad honeymoon?


Don Juan November 26, 2008 at 6:18 am

Puritanical american! Lighten up, love more, and quit killing things.


People Hater January 6, 2009 at 4:38 am

I don't really want to hear anyone loudly making out on my flight, or anywhere else for that matter. Unless they're hot lesbians. Get a room.


Michael January 22, 2009 at 3:40 pm

I actually enjoy watching…


Joe April 2, 2009 at 9:55 am

You should have given them pointers. That may have stopped it.


superhamster April 2, 2009 at 11:01 am

On a late night flight from Seattle to Dallas a couple was doing pretty much the same thing. I was dating a very outspoken woman at the time, and she went over and sat in the seat next to the couple doing the heavy petting and started taking photos with her digital phone, apparently catching a quick couple of shots of some naughty bits.

The couple freaked out and my girlfriend told them, "You obviously wanted to put on a show. So now you're going to be stars on the Internet." The girl protested and my girlfriend told her, "I can share these photos with the first cops I see when we land if you'd prefer."

The couple shut up and sulked for the remainder of the flight. After we landed my girlfriend waited until the couple left and then deleted the photos without letting me see them. What a meanie!


Danielle April 2, 2009 at 11:40 am

Remember on a flight to Vegas, a young couple were flying out. The flight was half empty…maybe due to the month/time but I happen to glance over and see her giving her dude some serious oral. She tried to be discreet by using his jacket to cover her head. *lmao*


Ray April 2, 2009 at 11:41 am

"Puritanical american! Lighten up, love more, and quit killing things.

Don Juan | 11.26.08 – 11:18 am"

– Why do you assume that the poster is an American? It's hypocritical to say "lighten up and love more" when you are personally attacking the poster without knowing anything about her. For all we know, the poster may a European who happens to be a US permanent resident.


Andy April 2, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Reminds me of an instance on a train out of London late one night. A couple started making out and then ended up having sex on the seat of a crowded railway train. No one said a word until they lit up a post-coital cigarette. At that time the other passengers pointed out that it was a Non-Smoking carriage. Only the British …….


Looking for Erin April 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm

"Nobody wants to see what should be done behind closed doors."

Speak for yourself. I'd watch.


gr814u69 April 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Reminds me of a short flight that I was on to DCA. I had an aisle seat and the couple that was across the aisle from me were in their 30's. They didn't make out. But they were performing some fancy finger action under the tray tables. It wasn't very hard to figure out what they were doing!


me April 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Me too. I want to see what should be done behind closed doors!


jag April 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm

sounds like her husband didn't go down on her enough; jealous girl.


Jean Pierre LeDouche April 2, 2009 at 3:58 pm

I'd practically pay an extra fee to see folks getting jiggy on a plane! Loosen up the sphincter already!


rk April 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm

I was once sitting next to a newly wed couple (in their mid-20s) during an international flight. I was sitting in the aisle seat, the male was sitting next to me, and his wife was sitting in the window seat. The lights had turned off to allow passengers to get some shut eye. I was watching a movie in the dark, when I noticed the male next to me suddenly put his pillow in his lap. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the pillow bobbing up and down. I realized that the woman was giving her husband a 'hand job'. It was quite disturbing as his hips were touching mine at the same time. I didn't say anything and pretended not to notice, but was really disturbed by this behavior. Even worse, they were using the airline's blankets on top of their laps. After she was done with him, she turned facing the window and his had slid under her (to reciprocate the favor, I assume). I wish I had given them a stern rebuke instead of not saying anything. If this happens to me again with another couple, I will certainly say something next time.


Collin April 2, 2009 at 8:03 pm

What???!!?? Your 'virgin eyes' can't take it??? You people need to get laid. Seriously.


Jeff April 2, 2009 at 9:27 pm

I want to have sex in an airplane.

Erin | 04.02.09 – 4:59 pm | #


You and I need to meet up…


Jean H Ely April 3, 2009 at 4:45 am

Well, they don't call it the "Mile High Club" for nothing.

Never seen this kind of thing on a plane (maybe I wasn't looking hard enough) but I've seen it on buses and trains. I guess there's a certain danger thrill of being noticed in public places where everybody is crammed in for hours like sardines. Add to that the seductively dimmed lighting, when the authorities dictate that it's time for the prisoners to sleep or engage in equally private functions. Add to that the 35,000 foot altitude.

Question: did these folks know each other before they got on the plane, or did they meet in the airport bar?

I, too, dislike such public displays, but frankly they are to be expected when we are stuck in what is, if you think about it, a rather bizarre human situation.


Steven Anderson April 3, 2009 at 10:05 am

Its a simple question of common decency. I agree its disgusting as well and they will tell you that you are a prude. Maybe the best is to fight fire with fire. I yearn for the day that a big brawling guy stands in front of them, sticks his hand down his pants and starts to massage his tool a foot from their face. If they get offended it is simple, he can just tell them as long they provide the free show then he will enjoy it too and…just "don't look if don't like it", as they often will tell you. Maybe the males thought that another guy is having happy time thanks to them will embarrass them to stop.


last boyscout April 3, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Steve, sounds like your waiting for that big brawny guy to stand in front of you. And I'm sure you meant the big,brawny adjectives to refer to his dick.


Joe Mama April 8, 2009 at 7:13 am

I'm a member of the mile-high club… single aviator category.


Joe Mama April 9, 2009 at 11:18 am

Or I think that was supposed to read "solo aviator category."


LOL April 10, 2009 at 10:30 pm

"" I want to have sex in an airplane. I love sucking cock!

Erin | 04.02.09 – 4:59 pm | # ""

Hey erin – i've always wanted to do that in the lavatory where theres privacy , LOL


YOU May 7, 2009 at 12:09 pm

MAYBE what should be done the next time is that one or the other of you should go stand over them and start maasturbating. When they look up, or if they object you can tell them "I thought this show was for me".

And the best part is, if you're a guy, you can aim for the other guy! Thus making you still the alpha even tho he got his woman to get busy in public.


anonymous May 27, 2009 at 10:44 am

To those of you who left the sweet, sexy, funny comments: what a cute, naughty thread! Love it! Thank you for being nice….I laughed myself to tears!


Kidha December 24, 2009 at 2:49 am

Kinky,i love that


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