Attendant & Pilot Stories

In 1999 I flew from Honolulu to Sydney. We flew with Qantas Airlines. To be honest I rather like flying with Qantas. However the steward we had on this flight was a bit special. We didn’t notice anything in the beginning, but as they served beverages we noticed everyone got their drinks before we did. The reason was because our steward was incredibly slow.

This happened to us again while the food was served. So I decided to have a really good look at this chap. I noticed that his nose was very red, and he was smiling more than normal. Also he was serving very slowly and talking too much. Yes folks, he had a little too much to drink himself. He was actually drunk during the flight, and another steward had to step in for him and make excuses for him. We landed nicely, but I wouldn’t pay any attention to him if anything outside the normal had happened.

It’s nice to fly, but free alcoholic drinks for passengers does not mean that the cabin crew can have the dream job and drink them as well.

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Posted below verbatim is correspondence that was forwarded to Flights From Hell.

Here is a letter I wrote to British Airways complaining about their boorish flight crews!

Dear Sir,

As a frequent BA flyer (Gold Card # ______), I have finally gotten to the point of writing a letter to say how sick to death I am about the obnoxious, boorish behavior of your flight crews when they are on the ground. They congregate in great herds, engaging in loud, obtrusive behaviour as though they own the world and everything in it. Last week was the last straw.

On Tuesday, November 17th, I was enjoying a quiet business dinner at the Mambo Point Restaurant in Kampala, when 8 BA crew came and sat at the adjacent table – 5 females and 3 males. No one objects to high spirits over dinner, but this was way over the top. The loud talking and laughing wasn’t so bad, but when the “BA Spice Girls” started singing, it was just too much. Loudly, and not even in harmony. Other diners were looking on, just as annoyed as I was. They all knew it was BA crew. I asked the restaurant owner if she could discreetly request this mob to keep the noise down. She apologised but said she could not, as they would get up and leave. She obviously had had experience of BA crews before.

When I was leaving I could not resist a parting shot. Speaking to the eldest male of the bunch, clearly the Captain, I quietly let him know that their behaviour was offensive to other diners and was not doing BA’s image any good. Who told me to open my mouth? The “Spice Girls” then rounded on me, loudly castigating me for having the temerity criticise their behaviour. I fled, before things got out of hand.

I write to you because this is not an isolated incident. Once I had to call the front desk at 2:00am on a Wednedsay to get the BA crew in the room next to me to keep the noise down. It is exactly the same elsewhere; BA crews have the reputation for loud, loutish behavior. Do they behave in England like this, or is this kind of behaviour only for export? Judging by the amount of alcohol these people consume, you’re paying them too much overseas allowance!

Fed up,

Cc: Sir Robert Ayling

Chairman & CEO

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I was on a U.S. Dareways flight from Tucson to Atlanta last month (about a 3 hour flight) that was, for once, not full. I was in Group 4, so I boarded the plane nearly last, but there was plenty of overhead space and no issues with stowing carry-ons.

As I approached my seat, I placed my small carry-on suitcase and my laptop bag in the overhead bin, putting them as close to one another as possible to leave room in case someone else wanted to add to the bin. No one was in the seat next to me and no one was sitting across the aisle.

As I went to sit down, a flight attendant rushed up to me and said, “Could you place your laptop bag under your seat?”

Since there was plenty of overhead space and I was one of the last to board the airplane, I politely told her, “No, it’s a 3 hour flight, the plane is not full, and I would like to take advantage of the leg room.”

She begins to get huffy and tells me that it is a rule that if I have two bags, I MUST place one of them under the seat. She also says that it is NOT a 3 hour flight, but only 2 and a half hours. I put my bag under the seat, but I told her I had never heard of that “rule” and why does it matter anyway, as the plane is not full. I tell her that as soon as everyone is on board and there is room in the overhead, I am going to place my bag there.

She says snottily, “Am I going to have trouble with you?” I responded by saying that if she can show me the FAR (Federal Aviation Regulation) that outlines that rule, I would be more than happy to comply. She hems and haws a bit and then says, “It’s not a FAA rule, but an airline policy.” I tell her that it makes sense if the plane is full and overhead space is at a premium, but why would she even care if there is plenty of space?

She does not answer, but simply walks away. As soon as she does, I move my bag to the overhead. She comes flying back up the aisle to berate me again for not complying with her directive and defying her. I told her she is doing nothing but exercising her small powers and she should grab a beer and I can show her where the escape slide is!

The other flight attendant nearby almost split a gut laughing, as did the other passengers around me. One of the male attendants said, “You should try flying with her all the time!” so obviously she does this a lot.

I was very calm throughout, did not raise my voice, and when she asked me again if I was going to move my bag, I told her no, I was happy the way I was and wasn’t that the real reason for her being there, customer happiness, and wasn’t she happy now that I was? She responded by saying, “I really don’t think you could ever be happy!”

She walked away in a huff, and I did not hear from her again for the rest of the flight. The flight attendant who laughed and made the comment apologized to me as I was leaving the plane in Atlanta (3 hours and 15 minutes flight time, BTW). It really seems to me that a lot of flight attendants are having attitude issues (sometimes rightly so), and are  just looking for a fight.

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I was flying Qantas on a flight from SYD to LAX. I was, of course, in cattle class. Midway through the flight I went up to the galley to request a coffee. There were 3-4 FA’s in there having an uproarious chat about something or other. I asked if I could get a coffee and one of the trolly-dollies looked at me, sighed, and said “We’re kinda busy right now, mate, we’ll get to you when we have a chance. Come back in ten or fifteen minutes, okay?”

I went back in 20 minutes and they were still at it, laughing and carrying on, having a gay old time. I again asked for a coffee and this time one of the male flight attendants said “Dude, go back to your seat and we’ll bring it in a few minutes.” I gave him my seat number, which he just nodded at, then went back. A few minutes later he came down the aisle with a cup of coffee. “You wanted this?” he snarled. I nodded my head and he replied: “Well, pull your tray table down – or do you want it in your lap?”

I complained to the head FA (or whatever they’re called) at the end of the flight, but she couldn’t have been less interested – yawning, she told me to write a letter to the airline as there was nothing she could do.

Will I fly Qantas again? Guess.

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