Unhappily Married Couple

November 29, 2007

in Couples Stories

New York to Houston. I am sitting next to a married couple, Texans on their way home. He asks her when she got the earrings she is wearing. She proceeds to confess her affair and accuses him of neglecting her and their marriage, etc. She says that she isn’t soliciting his opinion and that she doesn’t care what he thinks about it. He reminds her of the pre-nup. She says that if he wants it that way, she’ll call the IRS. He keeps asking who it is, if he knows him. He says that it is his own fault for marrying trash. She ignores him, calls the stewardess and asks for a different seat. The guy takes out a flask and drinks it and then later orders more drinks. I have always wondered whether they worked it out.

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

Frank July 15, 2008 at 10:47 am

We did. She was just playing. We are both happy in Kingwood.


Michael January 22, 2009 at 8:36 am

My wife and I play the same game.


Joe April 2, 2009 at 9:49 am



Bruno April 2, 2009 at 10:39 am

Stupid..it is a joke!


Anonymous April 2, 2009 at 11:50 am

Yeah my wife was cheating….now you wouldn't even recognize her body…that is if the police could find it


Anomia April 2, 2009 at 1:10 pm

I would have fallen out of my seat laughing.


Buttons April 2, 2009 at 6:03 pm

That is fantastic. I would have jumped in on THAT game and been the "other woman". Love it. Funny as hell.


Collin April 2, 2009 at 7:58 pm

I had a good time cheating on you. It was fun! We was just two dudes rompin' in the hay!


oh please April 3, 2009 at 8:17 am

hahaha! that's great!


Jean Ely April 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm

With this kind of show, who needs the crummy movies?


rolf April 22, 2009 at 3:17 pm

I feel bad for the guy. He should have fought back on the spot, gotten mad at her, tell her that its over and he doesnt know her anymore, and ask her to move seats.

He didnt, and now he is in deep trouble…


Susan May 4, 2009 at 11:46 am



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