On a Virgin Atlantic flight from London Gatwick to Las Vegas, I was seated next to a couple who were flying to Vegas to get married. The first hour of the nine hour flight was relatively pleasant. I was telling them about things not to miss in Vegas and they were telling me their courtship story. But they kept knocking back drinks and then started taking pain pills. Not only were they taking these pills themselves, they started trying to get me to take them also! And wouldn’t take no for an answer. I was having pills pushed on me and drinks sloshed all over me.
The stewardess finally cut them off from alcohol and the woman started wailing and they led her away. The flight attendant asked me if I was okay and I said no. He asked if I would like to be moved and I said ‘please.’ But it was a full flight and they moved me to the only available seat, directly across the aisle from this couple. When the woman came back, she somehow got the idea that I had ‘told on them’ and that was the reason they got cut off from drinking. She came over and leaned down by my seat and asked me about it. I told her no, and explained to her the reason I had moved was because my seat was wet from the spilled drinks. She went back to her seat but spent the rest of the flight glaring at me and cursing me loudly. When that plane came to a halt I ran for the front door. And this is the abbreviated version!
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Sounds like an awesome flight to me…..no one ever throws pain killer at me lol
sounds like a bunch of b.s., you little nazi dick-licker.
Put down the booze, jag. You're embarrassing yourself, ya dumb fuck.
If it was a full flight how was there an empty seat available?
hey CH, it takes a lot more than that to embarass me. I must have hit a sensitive spot with you. Are you a jewish gay, you fuckin clown.
Thank god it was the abbreviated version cause I dont see what the problem was…
I'm confused. What does being nazi, Jewish or gay have to do with this story? Was dick-licking mentioned and I missed it?
My guess is that jag is a dickless jewish gay nazi who's got nothing better to do with his time then to spew non-sensical trash out of his blowhome
That's what I thought.
sdmf Yes, I am dickless because I'm a women. I am of German-jewish & African decent. A proud, voluptuous black women with 6 wonderful children all with different fathers but I retain my last husbands' spanish surname. Now come give your Mother a big hug shurmfy.Who's your Daddy.
jag you are an idiot.
Last flight I was on a baby puked on me.
You got someone trying to get you high and enjoy your plane ride.
Poor thing, my heart goes out to you.
Oh, yeah, I'd always accept pills of unknown variety from a complete stranger on an airplane. You only live once, ya know?
jag? how young r u?
My standard answer to people like the woman this writer encountered is,
"One more word to me and I'm gonna stuff that (bottle of liquor, newspaper, whatever it is)so far down your throat that you'll be crapping it until next Tuesday."
wow jag your the product of coalburning huh?