Piles of Poop

September 18, 2012

in Senior Stories

My husband and I were connecting in Phoenix via Southwest Airlines and finishing out our last 45 minutes until landing at John Wayne Airport. We were riding up front on the left hand side of the plane. A very large, overweight female senior was seated in the front row on the right side. She was in the restroom when we were ‘dinged’ to sit down for take off. We waited a few minutes until she emerged and took a seat. It appeared that she went to sleep because her head was slumped over for the entire flight. 

We landed on time. Everyone stood to exit the plane, including the well rested lady in the front row. She hobbled out first. As we entered the aisle something suspicious caught everyone’s eyes. To our horror, she had pooped in her pants. The pooh must have run down her leg and landed in several piles at the exit of the plane and up the ramp! The FA’s just shrugged and smiled. They did not warn anyone to avoid the mess. We all warned each other respectively as we exited the plane.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Cluster September 24, 2012 at 7:21 pm

holy shit!!!! That must have been a disgusting sight!


flossiesdoll September 29, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Poor woman


Jerome October 6, 2012 at 10:20 pm

I have no doubt that this story is true. Unfortunately I live with my 96 year old mother in law. You wouldn't believe the disgusting filth I've seen.


Bull Herman December 8, 2012 at 9:43 pm

Either the smell of Jet-A was strong, or the A/C was very good. I too believe this story. Bet this got a lot of attention at a SouthWest employees' meeting. However, my guess is that she crapped while in the crapper…but missed the "landing pad" on her approach so to speak. She then toted her freight that she thought she'd "disgorged," throughout her pants… compressing the juices out into the fabric so only the pulp was then dropped like Gretel's crumbs for all to follow… Wow, whomever got to sit on her seat sure got a Cheap Flights Experience.

Remember this all YOU union-busters who think minimum wage is too much comp for contracted illegal aliens to keep airplanes' surfaces clean enough to eat from. Or that 15 minutes is enough turn-around time. This would make a good tv episode for "Undercover Boss."

Flying was once a luxury. Now it's at times the worst Greyhound Bus in the sky.

Was this sorta like "blowing chunks?"


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