Tanked Trannies

February 11, 2010

in Passenger Stories

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Back when I used to fly coach, on a flight from Bangkok to Kuwait with a layover in Bahrain, there was a group of drunken Arab trannies. All 7 of them had to be in their early 20s. OK no big deal, if they mind their business I’ll do the same. I just try to be patient and respectful of others, as I don’t want to be labeled as the “Bad American.”

After take off I really didn’t have anything to say about anything. I had a few drinks and enjoyed the curried rice dish they gave us for the in-flight meal. I later got up to use the restroom and found that all the restrooms were occupied. No big deal I waited and out came one of the trannies. I thought to myself at least it wasn’t getting busy in there. I stepped back a little farther and “it” tried to grab my face. At this point my natural reflex kicked in and I hit the tranny’s hand causing it to hit it’s own face. The tranny got mad or stunned by rejection, go figure. The flight attendant saw everything happen and surprisingly “ruled” in my favor. They cut off the tranny’s drinking privileges and apologized to me. I guess the flight attendant didn’t like the tranny circus that was unfolding on the plane. So after going to a different toilet, since that one was probably infected with god knows what, I went back to my seat and had another drink and relaxed for the rest of the flight.

About 1 hour prior to landing in Bahrain a loud screaming match breaks out amongst the trannies. One tranny in the first row stood up on the seat of the chair and started cracking down on one of its own kind in the second row behind it. I mean you could see it trying to throw haymakers on the confused bastard behind it. That thing was pissed about something the other thing did to it; I don’t know what as I still can’t speak Arabic. Then they all started screaming at each other. Then about 8 flight attendants come to break up the fight. It was extremely odd watching the drunken Arab trannies fighting and the small Thai attendants try to calm them down and defuse the situation.

After about a minute into it I decided to press the service button. I wanted a drink if that was what I was going to have to put up with. The attendant gave me a drink. As soon as we landed in Bahrain the police stormed the plane and threw the two fighting trannies on the ground and handcuffed them. The rest of the trannies looked heartbroken or something. As I got off the plane to go smoke before the next leg of the flight, I passed the police and two trannies. Their faces looked swollen and I decided to go and smoke and get back on the plane as fast as possible.

{ 27 comments… read them below or add one }

Not "it" February 11, 2010 at 7:35 pm

Respectful? Calling them "it" is not respectful, neither is your nieve thought to use another toilet since "it" had used it. Bigotry is not always black and white, you just proved it "Bad American"


person July 5, 2016 at 12:01 pm

well considering they get pissed off when you call them "he" or "she" just call them "it"


Weyoun7 July 5, 2016 at 7:20 pm

You're supposed to call them "he" or "she", whichever they're pretending to be that day


Patty Tillman February 11, 2010 at 7:35 pm

Brother, You are a jerk to end all jerks. Transexuals are people. You can refer to them as he's or she's, but not "it's." You're so repugnant.


Bob February 11, 2010 at 8:20 pm

I think the writer used the term "it" only because of uncertainty about the gender.


Demotage February 11, 2010 at 8:50 pm

I was willing to go with the idea that the OP was saying "it" because of being unsure of how to address the gender. That is, until he referred to the person as a "thing".

These people are human beings, not things. You did not reach you goal of avoiding being a bad American. Since you like labels, here is one for you: bigot.


Jane February 12, 2010 at 3:50 am

Hey–the transexuals' behavior warranted the name-calling. What do you call someone whose behavior is so atrocious that a personal pronoun doesn't even begin to establish identity?

Yes. Thing.


huma December 16, 2014 at 6:12 am

Shame on u to address another with such poor language.speaks loads abt ur culture and bringing up.being american or from the west doesnt mk one superior or entitled fr such tastelesss language…despicable!


Kurt February 12, 2010 at 4:14 am

This guy is a jackass. Transexuals are not "its" or "things". Granted, the behavior of the two that were fighting was unacceptable, but come on, not using a toilet becuase on of "them" used it?! Thats just stupid.


tdf February 12, 2010 at 6:45 am

You ignorant redneck jerk.


Demotage February 12, 2010 at 6:50 am

Wow Jane. I agree that some of the behavior described is unacceptable; the fighting etc, but you seem to be referring to their gender identity. You identify transexuality as a trait for which a person deserves to be dehumanized. So let me get this straight: if I feel that some trait that someone has is unacceptable to me, I get to call them a dehumanizing name? Great! I've got one for you: meat.


ps February 12, 2010 at 5:13 pm

allah akbar. but they are people, not it, etc… are they wahaabists?


Bandito February 14, 2010 at 5:37 am

Actually, I work with this guy and he is a Mexican w/ a good sense of humor… as long as you are on time for work..


Mindy February 14, 2010 at 1:33 pm

This guy whoposted about the transexualls is a dumbass. A toilet does not get "infected" because one of "them" used it. Trans are people too. This guy is just wrapped up in his own stupid little world where everything is like a 1960s stlye "perfect" family.


Awake February 14, 2010 at 7:48 pm

Dear Sleeping Dead,

I must say, I'm glad that my story has sparked such an outrage amongst all of you the sleeping dead. I hope you wake up and come to grips with what needs to be done. Enjoy your politically correct worlds.

I’m not gay and I don’t have a gay relative either. I hope all of you that said there is something wrong with me have a son who grows up one day and gets suspended from school after he gets caught playing with peckers in the restroom. You can pretend to be politically correct, but how will you be after you’re little Billy gets caught giving head to Tommy. I hope you’re nurturing and encouraging to him.

Additionally many of you, who refer to me as an ignorant red neck jackass should consider returning to continuing an education, your grammar is horrendous. Despite what you think, a third grade education is not good enough.


Not "it" February 16, 2010 at 6:46 am


The words you put forth speak volumes of your bigotry and intolerance of others, people such as yourself are far more feared then some "tanked trannies" that did nothing to you other then show us your hatred for people who do not fit into your narrow definition of human beings and how you treat those who fall outside your definition of "normal."


Max February 15, 2010 at 6:35 am

My grammar is horrendous?

"You're little Billy"

Nothing to say here.

I can be as politically correct as I damn well please, OP. If my son chooses to go out with another man, then so be it. I don't encourage bigotry and hatred of someone because they're different. Good job raising your kids, Hitler.


Issac January 15, 2011 at 2:43 am

Why the hell do they want to be in a damn body in between a male and a female anyway.. This is not natural..I have nothing against gay people but trannies?? That's going way too far..


Max February 15, 2010 at 6:42 am

My grammar is horrendous?

"You're little Billy…"

Nothing to say here.

I can be as politically as correct as I damn well please, OP. If my child decides to go out with someone of the same sex, then so be it and more power to them. I don't encourage bigotry and hatred of someone because they're different, unlike you. I hope you have fun raising your little bigot-lings, Hitler.

And just before I leave the grace of your presence, O holy all-knowing "Awake," I'll give you some food for thought. You say that if I encourage homosexuality, my child will be "caught giving head." Does that not mean that if you encourage Heterosexuality your child will have sexual intercourse at a young age? Maybe I'll start calling you "Spock." No one can argue with your infallible logic.


Max February 15, 2010 at 11:46 am

Wow, I apologize for the different messages. The computer game the the “500 Internal Server Error” message so I assumed it had not gone through, and wrote a longer rant.


Jim February 15, 2010 at 1:06 pm

I question that these people were Arab. In most Arab countries homosexuals and transvestites are imprisoned or executed as it is illegal in their countries.

So, I question your story. ….maybe it is just a rant because you are a closeted homosexual trying to cover your own insecurities with striking out?


ps February 16, 2010 at 3:30 am

Also alcohol, gambling and mixing of the sexes are illegal in many Arab/Muslim nations . So, they pour into Dubai, Qatar and the UK to gamble, drink and womanize in general. There are Arab trannies just like trannies anywhere else. I'm sure they just cover it up when back in their home turf to avoid floggings, amputations. execution, etc.


Weyoun7 July 5, 2016 at 7:25 pm

In Iran, being transgender is perfectly legal. It's considered a loophole for being gay and not being put to death. That's not to say that there aren't genuine dudes-to-dudettes there too.


Awake February 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm

Dear Jim,

I apologize for the confusion you seem to be having. Not sure if you are aware of this; but you were not looking at gofuckyourself.com. or pleasebeliveme.com.

Perhaps you should consider getting your computer checked out, it seems to have a dumbass operating it.

Thank you for your support.


Dr. Sex Potato February 16, 2013 at 2:39 am

Wow. Go f*** yourself, story author.


Shelley Adrienne Mimi Belsky May 31, 2015 at 11:59 am

That's one story against all the times I've seen drunk and disorderly cis people.
Perspective is important.
Oh, and "it" ?
Seriously, I hope you get the crap beat out of you the next time you use that.


Weyoun7 July 5, 2016 at 7:23 pm

Being respectful is all well and good and the Op sounds like a twat, but how many of you would come to these "trannies" defence if they were just regular arab dudes? None, probably, you'd just join in on the bigotry.


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