The Bad Kid

January 27, 2010

in Baby & Kid Stories

I was waiting to board a plane on a return flight from Paris when I saw a woman from Africa with two children, one of which was shaking up a bottle of soda while waiting in line. I saw what was about to happen and got out of the way. He opened the bottle and covered about 10 people with soda.

After I boarded the plane, the woman and her 2 children sat down in the row behind me. The kid that sprayed the people with soda spent half of the 10 hour flight that was fully booked kicking the back of the seat of the person beside me. The person complained, but the wonderful mother just smiled.

At about 4 hours into the flight the kid (he was about 8-10 years old) pooped in his pants and laughed. His brother about he same age did not want to out done, so he pooped in his pants. Then about 2 hours later the first brother pooped in his pants again to show who was the boss. All the time the mother just sat there letting her child kick the back of the woman’s seat and poop on themselves. Lets just say the people on the surrounding rows will not be flying on that airline anytime soon.

Guy from East Texas

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

dont think so January 27, 2010 at 6:22 pm

I don't believe this story, most 8-10 year olds do not poop in their pants and I am sure his brother did not poop his pants so not to be out done…..maybe a 2 year old but not a 8-10 year old


MJ January 27, 2010 at 7:05 pm

And why exactly does it matter where this family was from?


shocked January 27, 2010 at 7:24 pm

How could you even tell the women was from Africa??? Did she have it tatooed on her forhead?????


D-Money January 28, 2010 at 4:48 am

Extreme flatulance = makes kids laugh.

Sitting in soiled underwear for hours = makes kids cry.


Julie January 30, 2010 at 6:58 am

I wish! Then my son wouldn't have had encopresis for all those years. We always said that if he got 1 bad case of diaper rash he would quit doing it but he never did. This went on for 16+ years.


Rob January 28, 2010 at 9:17 pm

I agree and call BS story. The part about the kid not wanting to be outdone and also pooping his pants was the cherry on top. Maybe this guy spotted her "African" passport….lol


Pioliboo January 29, 2010 at 1:58 pm

BS. Another tiny weenie mindless that want to impress all of us


Africans February 2, 2010 at 10:52 pm


In some ways they are animals yet a small percent are decent


Jane May 10, 2010 at 10:49 am

He is from East Texas and probably assumes all dark skinned people are from Africa. Actually, he's not off – all of us are from Africa.


Iloveflying February 16, 2016 at 9:42 am

Yeah when I see a dark skinned person I don't automatically assume African


Dr. Sex Potato February 16, 2013 at 2:56 am

This story made me laugh so hard, I pooped my pants!


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