Once I was on an all night business flight, seated in First Class, beside a very famous and beautiful award-winning actress. She was very sweet and we chatted a bit before she fell asleep. Some time later I heard a distinctive sound usually associated with flatulence, followed by a strong odor also usually associated with the same…and, yes, I’m certain it came from the famous, beautiful award-winning actress, who, in her state of slumber, had her famous, beautiful award-winning rear-end pointed approximately 14 inches from my star-struck face.
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Well… not a flight from hell… but proof that "award winning actresses" are in fact, human.
Agreed, not necessarily a "flight from hell," (unless the smell was *that* bad), but amusing all the same. At least when she was awake she polite and gracious…
You should have woke her up and offered to plug it