Stinky From Seatmate’s Sweat

October 4, 2007

in Odor Stories

This was truly my flight from Hell. I was working in Nashville looking to get home to San Diego after being gone for 2 weeks.

First Leg: Nashville to Las Vegas, I did not do my normal Southwest flight but rather my admin set me on some other funky airline where they assign you seats. I was the poor soul that got stuck in the middle seat with a guy that was 550lbs. The worst part was that that the guy wreaked and sweated on me as he overtook 1/3 of my seat for 3 hrs of hell.

Wait, it gets better, I then catch my connecting flight (a puddle jump to San Diego from Las Vegas but the plane is delayed due to mechanical failures while we are seated in the plane 100 degrees outside (no air) and I reek like this fat guy because his sweat is still all over me. The guy next to me is looking at me like I am some kinda freak who smells. I tell him the story and he is a complete jerk and says, good one, I will remember that next time I smell….1.5 hrs later, we get the go ahead to taxi again, as we start to pull out, some bonehead decides to let the flight attendant know that their seat does not come up from its recline position. The plane is turned around and we wait another hour until the seat is fixed. Arrive home at 2:00am in the morning…stinky, tired but happy to be home nonetheless :-).

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous April 2, 2009 at 9:32 am

Sounds like one bad experience, but its good to hear you didnt let it get to you too badly. Im not sure what I would have done if I had been placed next to the 550 pound man…


Chris April 2, 2009 at 9:38 am


OOMMMGG that sucks man, It is so funny though ahahhahahahahahahah

Ughh.. made my day …. at least you got to go home to the SD… 92106 BABY!


J April 2, 2009 at 11:59 am



me April 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm



magret April 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm

am relieved i'm retired & don't have to go anywhere — welcome back to S.D. — 92104!


Jim April 2, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Now that was too funny!


jag April 2, 2009 at 10:31 pm

Blame the fat guy for your smelly ass, and the guy didn't believe you. I don't either seeing your from S.D., home of the whining Chargers, who cried when the PATS danced at midfield after our victory. Fuck you pussys and the dick you sit on.


GrossGreg April 3, 2009 at 4:11 am

jag, you went through almost every post here and systematically left intentionally scathing and immature commentary…you're a real troll, huh?


jag April 3, 2009 at 8:01 am

hey grossgreg, it gives you something to do while living in your mothers' basement.


last boyscout April 3, 2009 at 8:27 am

Its called venting GROSSGREG, that's what its all about. And of course the comments are intentional; you seem to be reading them all. Do a favor and leave grandmas house. You appear to be a self-righteous, holier than thou dickwad. Get a life


Anonymous April 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm

nasty nasty nasty.


nicole April 6, 2009 at 10:40 am

jag and last boyscout are obviously the same person…. who's really living in their grandmas house


TravMD April 7, 2009 at 5:57 am

Jag is a fucktard. Either he's trolling for attention because Mommy weaned him too soon, or he really does defend these skanky passengers, meaning he mostly believes that it's cool to shit yourself and go without showering for a week before you get on the plane.

Hope he never flies with me. For his sake.


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