As I am getting on my long flight from Salt Lake City to NYC, a middle aged fat lady is seated next to me. I put my things in overhead bins and nicely say excuse me to climb over her. My seat was in the middle and hers was by the aisle. As I am about to climb over she screams and tells me no. “Excuse me?” I said as confused as I ever was. She tells me that I supposedly bumped into her walking on the plane and I was a “rude little bitch” that she refuses to sit by. I laugh and say, “Well lady you don’t have much of a choice.”
As I continue to climb over her she swings at me! Like full on swing to the face. Luckily she was so fat that it was slow motion and I was able to duck it. Worst part is the flight attendant says she cannot change seats because it would be too much of an inconvienence. I was forced to sit next to her the whole way to NYC.
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Please tell us what happened?!?! your story started good but has an empty ending. the fat thinks that they deserve special treatment on aircraft and I'm sick of it. I wish air travel from the 80s was reinstated where flying was an art, people dressed nice and tickets were expensive enough to keep undesirables off the plane.
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Just say no to fatties
Just tell the flight attendant that the flight will be delayed then while you have the police come to arrest the "lady". She assaulted you.
Damn, she should have been walked out of the place, it would have been too much fun!