As I am getting on my long flight from Salt Lake City to NYC, a middle aged fat lady is seated next to me. I put my things in overhead bins and nicely say excuse me to climb over her. My seat was in the middle and hers was by the aisle. As I am about to climb over she screams and tells me no. “Excuse me?” I said as confused as I ever was. She tells me that I supposedly bumped into her walking on the plane and I was a “rude little bitch” that she refuses to sit by. I laugh and say, “Well lady you don’t have much of a choice.”
As I continue to climb over her she swings at me! Like full on swing to the face. Luckily she was so fat that it was slow motion and I was able to duck it. Worst part is the flight attendant says she cannot change seats because it would be too much of an inconvienence. I was forced to sit next to her the whole way to NYC.