I was at Manchester Airport thinking about a solution to my cancelled flight to Helsinki. I was going to go via Helsinki to Kittila on a business trip. When Kittila with Monarch Airlines (who don’t fly there any more) popped up on the departures sign, I wasn’t sure whether to go on the flight. It was a few days before Christmas and Kittila is in Northern Finland in Lapland, and I thought it might be a holiday flight for children to see Santa! In the end I went on the flight.
There were loads of children and everyone was just staring at me; it was very uncomfortable. When we were about to arrive and the flight attendants told us to sing Xmas songs, I ducked down to hide and didn’t sing. Luckily, no one noticed me. After they finished singing a child vomited all over me – it was disgusting!!! As soon as we landed I sprung into the airport and went into the bathroom and cleaned myself up. Afterwards, as they were leading us into some other building, I snuck off to the car rental to pick up my car.