As a businessman, I constantly travel in and outside the continental U.S. For various reasons I have experienced nothing out of the ordinary for the past 10 years. All that was about to change, though.
Last week I boarded a flight from Houston to LAX and took my seat in the first class section (not bragging since my company pays for the flight, but it is crucial to the story). Most of the passengers board and I still do not have any seatmates.
This is great, I thought to myself, but as soon as I was getting comfortable two very attractive women sit in the seats next to me. Which normally is a very welcome sight as well. Well, all that was about to change.
Mid-flight I awoke from my short nap and found the two women next to me kissing… passionately. I was a bit disconcerted at first, but decided to mind my own business and close my eyes again. Well not 5 minutes later the kissing escalated even further and the women were beginning to grunt and move over into my seat brushing against my arm.
Not knowing what to do, I nervously scooted closer to the window. At this moment, an FA passed by and tapped one of the women on the shoulder and said that their behavior was unacceptable and she would have to seperate them if it continued.
I breathed a sigh of relief and closed my eyes again, but not before I heard one of them say “Dang, a couple more minutes and we would have gone far enough to join the club.”
– Disturbed Passenger
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Dang. Must be some white trash passengers from Darwins Waiting Room… Houston? No offense, you're just minding you're own business and then the events happened, but when I do the Houston stopover, you have some real interesting case studies come on board, and in Texas even the morons are bigger I guess. Flights in Texas are very egalitarian, trash up front, trash in the back, and the great in between with the folks that just want to get to where they wanna go.
well some guys (and women) would love watching that kind of stuff, and many like to push the limits making it risky
just look at the billion dollar porn industry in the US, and the lebian group is a majority of peoples favorites
sorry bout your experiance
I don't understand what the writer's problem is. He got a free show and he's complaining??
Yeah…and I'd complain too. Women do absolutely nothing for me and women making love/lust do absolutely less.
Now, if it'd have been 2 dudes, well……
The writer is not a "normal" guy. Needs electro-shock-therapy to cure him.
this story is so not true, when is the last time you saw three seats together in first class. A flight from houston to lax would be on a 737 or 757 with continental so therefore it is a two seat on each aisle plane in f/c. Nice try!
he can be seated across the aisle and their actions could lead to all over the cabin or maybe he was secretly interested and moved into their space
or he was sitting next to one of them and the other one came over and shared her seat
I would pay extra for this service..
lol, gotta agree with tmaster….
this story is total bullshit. i smell it, and it stinks.
Disturbed passenger huh? May I ask why this disturbs you and doesn't give you an erection?
He's disturbed because he wasn't asked to join in.
I agree with Dano, First class as the name goes means you have your own bed in a cubical. Then why the hell would you be disturbed by someone that too their arms brushing yours???? Not true…
WOW…………………….REALLY WOW!!!!
THATS IT VERY VERY BORING SIR U NEED ANOTHER STORY…………REALLY!!!!
Dykes are funny.
You should've been gone
Knowing how I made you feel
And I should've been gone
After all your words of steel
Oh I must have been a dreamer
(must have been a dreamer I know)
And I must've been someone else
(someone else)
And we should've been over
(over now)
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh, I want to let go
You'll go on hurtin' me
You'd be better off alone
If I'm not who you'd thought I'd be
Oh, you know that there's a fever
(there's a fever I know)
Oh, that you'll never find nowhere else
(nowhere, nowhere else)
Can't you feel it burnin' on and on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
(guitar solo)
Oh Sherrie
But I should've been gone
Long ago, far away
Now I know you'd lie
You'll stay
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Oh Sherrie
Our love holds on
Holds on
Hold on, ooh Sherrie
Bullshit!
NEVER have seen 3 seat row on Domestic first class