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Several years ago, I was travelling from the US to Australia. About midway over the Pacific, when the meal had been served and the lights had all been dimmed, I had my seat reclined, dozing. Not asleep, but just dozing and aware of what was going on around me.
I was in an aisle seat and the two people next to me were obviously a young guy (early 20′s) and his girlfriend. Their seats were not reclined, but it became obvious after a few minutes that she was providing him with some (ahem) special service. They were fairly quiet about it, but after awhile he started to get a bit vocal. The blanket they’d started to use as a “cover” had slipped down and I could see what was going on.
I started to get annoyed, and when it looked like it was gonna reach the “high point” of the exercise, I sat up and tapped the dude on the shoulder and said, quietly, “mate, I don’t know if you’re a dribbler or a squirter, but if your ‘stuff’ lands on my arm, you are DEAD.”
That put a very quick kibosh on their playtime and the rest of the flight was uneventful. Except that neither could make eye contact with me for the next 9 hours!
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I call bullshit.
Based on what?
Really? you think someone would jerk off a guy with someone else in the very next seat? you must believe everything you read in Penthouse forums too.
Yeah, I'm pretty quick to call bullshit (if only in my head) but this one I'm inclined to believe…
YOU SAID……..I sat up and tapped the dude on the shoulder and said, quietly, “mate, I don’t know if you’re a dribbler or a squirter, but if your ’stuff’ lands on my arm, you are DEAD.
The situation could have occured …but as far as you saying the above to the person………… I say Bullshit……………
I think he's an Aussie so I wouldn't put it past him.
Who is an aussie …?????
Geez, people aren't even trying to make their stories believable any more. Anybody who believes this story, I've got a bridge to sell ya.
I'd say no way Jose, but if we're talking Sheila and Sport on Qantas after some time in the states, well oiled up in flight….
Good song, but spam