Cross Breed Between Linda Blair & Yoko Ono

February 15, 2010

in Baby & Kid Stories

Having just left my new wife for a wholly unpleasant search for work trip to the UK, all I really wanted to do after waiting 4 hours for my connecting flight from Dulles to London was to at least try to get some sleep as I was on a night flight. Ho ho ho, I should be so lucky. As soon as the plane takes off the younger child (probably 3 to 4 years old) of a woman sitting opposite to me proceeds to howl like the offspring of Linda Blair and a Yoko Ono solo record. Constantly. Non-stop. FOR THE NEXT 7 HOURS!!!!! All the mother did was pat him on the head and give him a little cuddle, how sweet. It must be bad when the flight attendants start apologising to passengers telling them that they have never seen anything like it before. Next time lady, take the boat!!

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bobbert June 18, 2010 at 6:24 pm

ok ya that would suck. and yes the mom should have tried to calm the kid down. but you fail to consider that the kid might have been in pain or just afraid of flying, or maybe all the strange people around him/her scared them. you don't know why the kid was crying do you?


Amber May 18, 2016 at 10:59 am

The kid was crying because he saw you OP.


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