Leave It In The Terminal

June 4, 2009

in Odor Stories

I was taking a commuter flight from LAX to San Diego several years ago and was tired from a long cross country flight…I just wanted to get home peacefully.

We boarded like normal, took our seats and I settled in for a quick trip back to God’s Country.

We began to taxi to the runway for take off when a woman approached the flight attendant with a very serious problem. She had to take a massive, exploding number 2 but alas, there were no lavs on this particular aircraft.

So being the good flight attendant he was, he gave her a barf bag, stood in front of the seats, let her crouch between the seats and low and behold she was able to unleash on the rest of us this ungodly odor, while filling her barf bag with straight sewage!

It stuck with us most of the flight but I still have one question…what in the hell did she use to wipe with?

So, please if you feel like you really need to go that bad…”Leave it in the Terminal.”

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

SAW June 27, 2009 at 5:27 pm

I'd really like to know what airline this was… 'cause as far as I know there's been no commuter flights on any major carrier with planes that don't have bathrooms. Even the little SAAB's that NW flies have one (tiny, but there)


GimliGlider June 27, 2009 at 9:53 pm

I would like to take the privilege to call bullshit on this one. Thank you


Aaron June 28, 2009 at 4:20 am

I don't believe it either. But SAW, there a SAAB model NW flies that doesn't have a bathroom. I've been on them. All of the SAAB models but one version are equipped, but if you get the lucky draw…you gotta hold it!!!!


Hugh June 29, 2009 at 1:29 am

WTF?!?!? I hope you got a refund for flying in her bathroom.


Peter Fulton Foss July 2, 2009 at 7:33 pm



Anomia July 8, 2009 at 11:54 am

I have yet to hear of a flight with no bathrooms???


Atari August 13, 2009 at 10:22 am

Whoa, that. . . makes defecating sound so easy. . . . *Sigh*


Mark December 2, 2009 at 7:13 am

bullshit seconded.


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