Spewing Green Liquid

June 10, 2007

in Weird People Stories

I was waiting in the concourse for a flight out of Miami. I noticed a woman with wild eyes acting fidgety and erratically. I thought to myself that I hoped she wasn’t going to board the same plane. After boarding the plane and after the door was closed, I was relieved that she wasn’t on the same flight. Suddenly the door opened and she and a male companion boarded. As she walked down the aisle I noticed that a foamy green liquid started spewing out of her mouth. She started yelling gibberish. Her companion, who looked normal, seemed to take her rantings and and the green spittle in stride. For some reason, the airline flight crew seemed to ignore her as well. I felt like I was in a Twilight Zone episode. As the plane engines started, I feared that she was actually going to remain for the duration of the flight. Finally, to the relief of all, the couple was escorted off the plane by the flight crew.

Signed, Living in the Twilight Zone

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jaymoney April 2, 2009 at 10:16 am

eh that would be VOMIT

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me April 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm

or pea soup…

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Anonymous April 2, 2009 at 4:58 pm

w-t-h? 😐 Eww

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:) April 2, 2009 at 7:06 pm

I love this story. I read it to my children at night.

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Shakti April 3, 2009 at 2:01 am

The gods were looking out for you, kiddo.

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Edo April 5, 2009 at 9:31 am

Thats a funny story, if I had kids, I would read it to them every night.

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jenkins April 7, 2009 at 8:06 am

i'm hungry

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MF February 2, 2010 at 5:16 am

What an incredibly shit story.

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Hack August 25, 2012 at 12:03 pm

BS. Plain and simple.

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Gregg August 25, 2012 at 1:35 pm

Hack,

This story is cited on the site's FAQ page, in the Some of the stories seem too unbelievable. How do you know they’re true? section:

"…you really don’t need to make this stuff up. The most amazing things happen on airplanes. For example, one story submitted to the website was about a flight out of Miami in which a woman with wild eyes and who acted jittery started ranting gibberish and had green foam expelling from her mouth. The flight crew ignored the matter as though nothing was happening. Understandably many would assume that the story was made up. However, it was entirely true and was experienced by Flights From Hell’s owner himself who wrote about it and published it as the website’s first story (Spewing Green Liquid)."

Your skepticism is understandable. However, I assure you that the incident took place!

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Hack August 27, 2012 at 12:57 pm

ok…….
And what was the "green liquid"?

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Gregg August 27, 2012 at 1:27 pm

I don't know – maybe it was a mixture of bile and a drug she ingested. Not sure why it had a frothy texture, like she popped a tablet of Alka-Seltzer in her mouth.

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Hack August 27, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Funny!

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Maggie May 13, 2015 at 1:48 am

Foaming at the mouth can be a sign of heart attack, stroke, or drug abuse/overdose, or so I've heard online. Gregg's probably right about the green stuff being bile…

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