Flights From Hell flies you into the crazy skies with stories about the adventures and anxieties of airplane travel.

Commercial airline travel takes us far, far out of our comfort zone. We're herded into cylinders that zip hundreds of miles per hour at 30,000 feet, subjected to security screenings, confronted with delays and lost luggage, rushed to catch connecting flights, constrained to small seats, scrunched up with strangers, and surrounded by pathogens. Is it any wonder we end up becoming a bundle of raw nerves by journey's end?

In summer 2010, my parents and I were on a 14-hour flight from Tel Aviv to Newark, returning from our Israeli pilgrimage. In a row just in back of us, a woman kept on spraying perfume like she was trying to kill a mosquito with bug spray. She would NOT stop spraying it.

Not only do I have Asperger Syndrome, which comes with a low tolerance for heavy fragrance, but I am also deathly allergic to the stuff. After a few minutes, I start hyperventilating. This was very obvious to the other passengers, who started worrying for my safety, but not perfume lady. She kept right on going! It was only when I had to start using barf bags to hyperventilate into that the staff finally asked her to move. Good thing – I was incredibly close to passing out.

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Every December my parents take my family down to our annual winter vacation in Aruba (AUA). Living in Ottawa (YOW), there are no direct flights to Aruba and usually have an overnight connection at any of the Eastern Seaboard HUBs or Toronto (YYZ).

Much to my dismay, we continually fly US Airways. People usually fly an airline due to their exceptional service. However, we fly due to their way below subpar service. Continually, year-after-year, US Airways manages to screw up majorly and give us flight credit vouchers, hence our returning business. However, this year’s events definitely take the prize for biggest screw up.

The journey begins on my outbound from YOW to PHL. I was meeting my parents in Aruba and I was flying this year solo. I was all packed and ready to go, so I went to the airport and got onto an early departure to PHL for my overnight connection. US Air even waived the fee and all seemed perfect!

When I got to my Philly hotel room that night at 11:30, I proceeded to (attempted to) web check into my flight for the next morning, a 7:30 departure to AUA. When I logged into my itinerary, it informed me to contact the US Airways call centre. I called and was informed that the system had showed that I never made it to my original departure to PHL and by default had cancelled ALL REMAINING FLIGHTS on my vacation. Luckily, the customer service rep was able to get back all of my original seats. During the time I had no flights, anyone could have web checked in and selected an upgrade to my envoy seat!!!

After all this was sorted out, I made it to Aruba with no error. However, the HELL was only about to begin on the return leg.

I checked in at the Aruba Airport for leg #1 of my routing home AUA-CLT-YYZ-YOW. Aruba is a very rushed airport and congested during the Christmas holidays, and the first class check-in line just whisked away my bags and threw them on a conveyor belt once I had checked in.

The airport process in Aruba makes the TSA’s process look like a Picasso. Once you have checked in and dropped your bags, you proceed to wait outdoors, in 100 degree weather, for Aruba emigration to process you. After Aruban Customs, you clear security checkpoint #1. After security, you proceed to a baggage claim hall to re-claim your bags from US pre-clearance customs.

This is just the beginning of my troubles. I picked up my bags and was finally able to read the tags on them. They were only tagged to CLT, and with only a 1.5 hour connection in Charlotte I would not have had time to go get my bags and re-check them to Toronto. There were no US Air agents to be seen in the baggage claim hall, but I found a United rep who was very nice and helped me. He wrote down all of my information and understood my itinerary and called US Air check-in counter to explain what they needed to do (i.e. bring me new bag tags ASAP!!!). He spent about 10 minutes dealing with this because US Airways was nowhere to be seen. I felt compelled to tip him as he did not need to help someone who was not his customer. As he got off the phone, a US Air rep came by and said, “There’s nothing we can do, keep moving on. You will have to get your bags in CLT.” To this I replied, “Um, no! You made this same screw up last year and you fixed it!”

As I said this, his co-worker met up with us and had new bag tags! The original US Air worker did not apologize for this inconvenience but rather said, “We’re all humans, we make mistakes.” Talk about needing a Customer Service 101 class.

BUT WAIT–THE BEST IS YET TO COME

We arrive in Charlotte early, and I make it over to the Toronto-bound flight, which is oversold and they offer the standard comps to volunteers. I’m thankful that I have my seat assigned, first class, seat 2A. I’m in the clear right? NO!

Pre-boarding is called for first class passengers and I am the first one to walk onto the plane. The gate agent says, “This boarding pass isn’t valid. Please stand in front of the desk.”

I asked her, “How is that possible as I checked into this flight in Aruba over 8 hours ago!”

She said, “Too bad, your seat is no longer valid” and proceeded to RIP UP MY BOARDING PASS.

I told her that she must put me on this flight as I was a minor and had family meeting me in Toronto. She asked how old I was, and when I said I was 17, she proceeded to laugh in my face and then refused to acknowledge me when I asked her questions.

There was a supervisor at the gate dealing with the oversold issue and when I told him I didn’t have a boarding pass anymore, he asked me why not. I told him that the agent ripped it up. However, when she heard this she said to the supervisor, “No I didn’t!” I could not believe she would lie straight to my face.

I told the supervisor to turn around and look in the garbage and there he would find the remains of my boarding pass. Once he realized her complete stupidity, he off-loaded people from the late inbound Punta Cana flight and was able to give me a first class seat back!

After a 30 minute delay so we could get more ice cubes on board (Are you kidding?! Ice Cubes?! At 10:45 pm!), we were off to Toronto and I couldn’t be happier to be flying Air Canada on the next flight. FYI US Airways, Air Canada serves a full meal to its First Class pax on a 40 minute flight. Where was mine on the 2+ hour flight from Charlotte to Toronto???

To add insult to injury, US Airways does not give any compensation for personnel/customer service related issues. This will be the last time I ever fly US Airways.

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This took place in January of 2011. I was supposed to return to Montreal from Atlanta through Toronto with Air Canada. I get to the airport on time, and am told that I have to take another flight to Toronto, since Air Canada switched the plane to a smaller one and there is no room. I see 5 other people with me in the same situation. The only thing is, the new flight leaves an hour later, which means my connection is much tighter and I have to go through customs in Toronto. I also had to check in my bag since I was carrying very dangerous stuff… an Eau de Toilette. So like the good sheep that I am, I lug my stuff to Continental, wait in line for my turn and check in.

In Toronto, I run like hell to go through customs and go to the Air Canada counter to check my bag into the second leg of my flight which is still with Air Canada. I get to the check-in counter 30 minutes before the flight, and the representative makes sure to let me know that she is doing me a favor if I do not check in my bag by letting me get in on the flight that I was supposed to be on. This means I lose pretty much everything liquid in my bags when I go through security including my Eau de Toilette, and still have to run to the gate to be the last person to get on the plane.

When I get home, I start writing a letter furiously explaining the situation and demanding some sort of compensation. All I get is… if you purchase your next flight from our website, we will get you %10 off.

Needless to say, I go to lengths now to avoid travelling with Air Canada. But it’s not fair to single them out… all the other airlines are just as bad.

-  KS

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This took place in October of 2011, as always with United and purchased through Expedia.

I had a flight from Montreal to Costa Rica. I had checked prices and they were around $900 round trip. The day I come to make my purchase, the price has jumped to $1300. Fearing that it will only go higher, I purchase the ticket using some $900 in credit which means I also have to pay a change fee. The worst part is that the return flight available has a 6 hour layover in Newark.

About a week later, the price is back down to $900 or even less, and there is a return flight available with a one hour layover. So I pay another change fee, and purchase this ticket to save myself some time.

I go on my vacation as scheduled, and when it’s time to come back home, I go to checking online, only to realize that my flight has switched back to the one with the 6 hour layover. I spend the night on the phone with United and Expedia, but no one can tell me why I got bumped to another flight. The only thing I get is that the flight must have been cancelled. This was a very frustrating experience, since I had to use Skype to call and it would cut off just as I had finished explaining my story. I must have talked to at least 4 or 5 different agents at Expedia and United.

Due to lack of choice, I take my flight, get to Newark, and find that the flight I was supposed to take is still there, on time, with seating available. Great, I don’t have any bags checked in; I am at the gate as they start boarding.

After talking to the agent, she says that she cannot switch me over since there is not enough time and she cannot delay the plane. When I ask why I was switched from the flight, I get no response. To be fair, I don’t know if it was the airline or Expedia, but I have an email from Expedia showing that my flight was supposed to be the earlier connection.

So over $300 in change fees and taxes and I still get screwed. How are the airlines getting away with this?

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