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This complaint covers all categories – airlines, airports, and personnel. The incident happened at Phoenix. If you have a choice, do not go there. Especially, do not change flights there in the middle of a summer day!

We arrived from Seattle on Alaska Air. We were supposed to catch an American Airlines flight onward to Dallas, and then to our destination.

Alaska Air arrived at the United terminal. Our first priority on arrival was to look for location and departure time for our connecting flight. We saw that all the monitors with departure information were turned off, and only the arrival screens working.

(Note to Phoenix Airport Staff: Arrival information at this location is not very helpful. The people who come to meet arriving flights are far away, outside the security area. The passengers in the security area are either leaving the airport, or trying to get on another plane. The passengers with connecting flights want to know where to board that flight, and when it departs.)

Our next thought was, no problem, we will find the information in the American Airlines terminal. Any other airport I can think of has signs posted to give directions to the different terminals. We looked, but there is none of that all the way from the arrival area to the front door of the United terminal in Phoenix (and were were definitely looking for it!).

We were able to find out from a janitor that American Airlines is in a different building. To go from the United terminal to the American terminal, you have to go outside the security area, outside the building, to a center island in the street and find a bus that will take you to the other terminal. On this day it is probably over 100 degrees. My wife and I are in our late 60’s. I am fairly fit and can take some heat. My wife has bad knees and reacts poorly to heat. We reached the center island and walked about 50 yards to the nearest bus. Here we got another nasty surprise. The buses are dedicated – a given bus will travel to only one terminal. We would have had to walk over 100 yards in the opposite direction to catch the dedicated bus for the American Airlines terminal. This driver, however, made an exception for us and gave us a ride to American Airlines.

Another nasty surprise at American Airlines – they had cancelled our connecting flight. I had confirmed this flight about 24 hours prior, but had no warning from American Airlines. They did arrange another flight for us – on Continental, and informed us that we should collect our baggage and take it with us to Continental Airlines terminal. (This later turned out to be a good thing, as one of the airport staff was found to be systematically stealing large amounts of luggage).

So it’s out in the sun again, this time hauling all our luggage to find another bus to take us to the Continental terminal (I think it was in the same building as United).

Continental would not accept that we had already paid for our checked luggage, so we had to pay again (and more about this later).

So we are booked on a flight and we go to the screening area. All the people we had met up to this point had been nice, or at least polite. Here is where we met the gratuitous meanness.

The TSA screening process here is in two phases. In the first phase, they check your identification and ticket. In the second phase, they check your luggage and person for contraband.

The TSA personnel in the first phase were polite and helpful, almost friendly. There were a lot of people being processed through phase one. All these people were lining up at the entrance to the room where phase two would take place, waiting at the rope barrier. Initially there were no TSA personnel in the room where phase two would take place. One of the TSA people from phase one even came back and looked into the area to “see what is holding things up.” After several minutes, all the phase two personnel filed into their area and took their places, but did nothing. Would-be passengers and TSA personnel looked at one another for several minutes (possibly as many as five) until one of them finally stepped forward and opened the rope barrier.

The contraband check begins with the passenger placing bags, shoes, pocket items, etc., into plastic trays. I don’t know if there is some fixed rule as to where the various items are to be stowed, or if it was all in the mind of the woman overseeing this operation. Whichever, she obviously had requirements which the passengers would have to learn by trail and error or by mind reading. The procedure went as follows: pile your stuff in the trays, walk away, get called back, hear one requirement, rearrange your stuff, walk away, get called back, hear second requirement… I was able to complete my lab rat test in two tries. The woman behind me was not so lucky. When I looked back later, she was in tears and screaming at the “tray master” (who never lost her smirk, and was obviously deriving pleasure from the process).

I felt that it was American Airlines’ fault that we had to pay double to check our luggage through to the destination. After all, they canceled the flight and caused the problem. On arriving home, I wrote them a nice letter and explained the situation and asked them for a refund. They refused to pay it, and offered a time-limited discount on some future flight with them (which we are unlikely to use, as we do not travel all that much).

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A couple of months ago I was late for a flight from JFK to SJU. I fly almost every month to SJU and I’ve become very familiar with the airport. After I got off the AirTran plane, I started running towards the walkway to the JetBlue terminal. They have moving walkways to go quickly from one end to the other. Right as I was about to enter the walkway, an overweight family decided to get in just before me. Moving walkways are designed so you keep walking at a faster pace and not for standing. I asked them to let me pass and was completely ignored. Concerned that I was going to miss my flight, I violently jerked my way around them and they started to insult me and yell at me. I ignored their comments and kept on running.

When I got to the security line, to my horror it was long. As I stood in there the heavyweights arrived too. TSA decided to open up a new line starting from them. When I got to the TSA agent he sent me to one of the scanners. Who was at the scanner before me? The +6 fat family from hell who apparently had never been to an airport. At this point I was so mad that I talked with one of the TSA agents who let me through another line.

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Pile Of Puke

June 29, 2010

in Airport Stories

My story is not so much a flight from hell as hilarity. I’m in the security queue at MIA – the usual tedious routine of shuffling forward two inches every 10 seconds, slowly travelling the cordoned zig zag area designed to maximize the walking distance between two points.

Behind me a mother and her young son are chatting away when he proclaims, “Mom, my tummy feels funny.” People are now looking very carefully at the boy, while his mother says not to worry – it’ll be okay.

A few seconds later, the kid ducks under the cordon and violently barfs onto the floor. Little did the kid know that he had strategically puked into the middle of the business and first class “fast track” cordoned pathway that goes straight to the front of the security queue.

Now, two things – one, MIA has seen it appropriate to fit vomit fleck colored carpet in the terminal, so well designed that the thick pile of puke is extraordinarily camouflaged, and two – the entire cattle-class security queuing public is avidly looking up the fast track line to see who is going to walk in it first.

In walks fur clad, overly matching travel case lady, with three pieces of luggage on the trolley – she hits the puke where the wheels bog down and tread fully into the soaked carpet. Looking down to see what the problem is, she suddenly starts to shreak in terror at her now ruined expensive shoes. Cue much sniggering in the security queue. Certaintly entertained the troops for the 30 minute wait.

Lastly – who fits carpet in an airport terminal? Disgusting, worn out, duct tape mended, unsightly floor coverings are the sign of a depressing airport terminal. If you want class, check out Copenhagen’s beautiful solid wood floors – perfect for slightly softer yet easy to maintain floor.

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In 2004 we were traveling from Boston to Ft. Lauderdale on American Airlines; my wife, my 4 year old son, and my mom and dad. We had the 3rd row in coach (5 of the six seats across).

There was a business class on this flight with 5 rows of 2 seats, and a curtain separating the classes (only 3 people were in that area).

About 45 minutes after takeoff, my son had to pee. I looked to the back where the lavatories were for our class and there were 5 people lined up. I looked forward and there was no line, so I took my son to the front “business class” lav. He peed, then I brought him back to the seat and I went to do my business and upon my return, the FA rudely said “that lavatory is not for you, you are in coach and didn’t pay for the use of that lavatory, it’s for business class only.” I replied OK, but my 4 year old had to pee and wasn’t able to wait in line, and I went because I was already there.

The FA then said…”repeat after me… I WILL NOT USE THE FIRST CLASS LAVATORY.”

I said, “you are kidding right?”

“No sir… repeat after me… I WILL NOT USE THE FIRST CLASS LAVATORY.”

I said “no,” and her response was “I will have to notify the captain.”

My response was “I hope he would have more important things to do than be the lavatory police on this plane.”

A while later my wife went to the rear lav and it was disgusting, smell, paper on the floor, etc. She informed the nearest FA (same one) and was told “FA’s are on this plane to keep you safe and prevent people from trying to takeover the plane, like 911, and keeping you alive, we are not here as your servants or cleaning people” then walked away.

Again, my son had to pee so I walked him up front, and again the FA came back to our seats and told me that TSA would be waiting to arrest me when we land for disobeying the FA.

We landed, I saw the FA point me out to the pilot, who then pointed me out to the TSA folks at the door. The pilot had a “heated discussion” with the FA, and waved off the TSA folks.

We waited in the gate area for the pilot, and I apologized for causing a problem and that I understood, but a 4 year old can’t wait in line. He apologized for the FA’s attitude in both situations.

I also told him that at the time I was a Computer Systems Integrator working for the TSA and was prepared to pull out my ID if necessary and we both had a good laugh.

Bottom line, I wrote to AA and explained in detail, got their standard apology letter, then a call from HR explaining that the FA had been reprimanded and suspended for mentioning 911 on the flight.

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Shocked About Search

June 9, 2010 Airport Stories

My story happened several years ago, but it still irritates me. I was flying from New York to Michigan with a family friend who was a minor at the time. We had already had a horrible time just getting to the airport (a transformer overheated and caused a minor blackout in Manhattan, shutting down the [...]

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Madness In Moroccan And Madrid Airports

June 5, 2010 Airport Stories

Last year, I sent this email to my friends after an amazing trip from Morocco to Brussels. Don’t get me wrong – I love Morocco. You just have to have a sense of humor sometimes!
Went to the airport in Ouarzazate for the 6 am flight. There were 2, both leaving at the same time, both [...]

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Security Breach at Incheon?

June 2, 2010 Airport Stories

After a nice family trip to Seoul, I was at Incheon International Airport going through security when I placed my bag through the X-Ray machine. The man operating the machine stopped the conveyor belt with my bag in the scanning machine, but after a while it came out. I took my bag and made my [...]

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Suspicious Guitar Case

May 30, 2010 Luggage Stories

I had an afternoon flight from Denver, CO back to school in Massachusetts last Christmas break. I checked in with plenty of time, carrying on my laptop and guitar case. When I got to the gate to board the plane, the attendants told me that my boarding pass had not been properly stamped, and asked [...]

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Two Bad B.O. Stories

May 28, 2010 Odor Stories

Story #1
Several years ago, back in my single days, my friends and I went on a trip to Thailand. Our flight out of Minneapolis was cancelled, and we were put on a connecting flight to Seattle, then Tokyo, then on to Bangkok. The flight from Tokyo to Bangkok was the one that made me want [...]

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Overweight Family With Odor Issues

May 25, 2010 Portly Stories

This here is the story of my flight from h*ll which I took on some dumb bargain basement cheap excuse for an Airline called AMERICAN AIRLINES.
One day, I went to go fly on their airplane. I was leaving from SEA TAC airport in the town of SEA TAC, WASHINGTON. When I get to the airport, [...]

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