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While I don’t like it when they person in front of me reclines their seat, there is not much I can do about it. Some will argue that since the seat reclines, they have a right to use that function. Some will argue that they paid to have enough room to survive a flight, and it is rude for someone to recline their seat into that space. Some obviously complain when the reclining seat causes them pain. These are kind of gray areas where each side has an argument to make, but I think there are a few things that are more black and white. Here is a (partial) list compiled from my own experiences:

1) If you must put your seat back, don’t SLAM it back. I’ve had my laptop shoved painfully into my chest. On another occasion, the seat broke the hinge on my laptop screen. On other occasions, I’ve had my knees crushed because I wasn’t given time to get them out of the way.

2) Once your seat is back, please don’t bounce in your seat. You have my legs pinned and when you bounce, it hurts! On a recent flight, I was seated behind a young woman who put her seat back and then spent half her time sitting straight up in the seat. Every 2 or 3 minutes: BAM! She would fall back against her seat back causing me significant pain. The way she was figeting, I thought she was a young teen, but when the flight was over and she turned around to get her stuff, it turns out she was actually the adult mother of the kid sitting (still) next to her. Which brings me to my next point:

3) If you must put your seat back, at least USE IT while it is in the reclined position. It is upsetting to be pinned behind the seat of someone who has it reclined, while they spend the whole time sitting straight up. Even if it is your “right” to put the seat back, basic consideration should dictate that you understand that you are making the person behind you uncomfortable. So if you are not going to USE the reclined seat, then please put it in the upright position.

4) Please don’t dump your hair over the back of the seat. This has happened to me more than once, where I end up with someone’s hair in my lap. Unpleasant. A few years ago I was sitting behind a woman with very long hair. She put her seat back and then flipped her hair over the seat, where it covered the book I had in my lap. I asked her to move her hair to her own side of the seat, which earned me a dirty look. An hour later, she did it again. Again I asked her to move it. The third time, I got her back. Well, actually she got herself back for me. I had my airline meal on my tray, and she dumped her hair right into my dinner, which thankfully, included gravy. I might have made sure that most of the hair resting on my tray got it’s ride in the gravy, but I can’t remember for sure ;-) .

5) Finally, do not think you are so special that you can put your seat back during take off and landing. Besides the fact that you are disobeying the orders of the cabin crew, violating FAA regulations and creating a safety hazard, these are the two brief periods in the flight where you unequivocally DON”T have a right to have your seat back. Since you are going to crush my legs for the next five hours, at least grant me these few (legally required) minutes of respite.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot… just as it is your right to put your seat back, it is my right to use my reading light and air jet. The fact that you have placed your head in the path of both is not my problem.

- Demotage

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I travel a lot and with expense controls find myself having to work in economy more often than not. Reclined seats and laptops don’t work. So here is a solution for you.

Most drop down tables drop and have two supporting aluminium “Legs.”

Lower your table.

Take the two magazines: Flight and Duty Free.

Fold them both in half and jam them at the base of those “Legs.”

This should minimize the recline in the seat in front of you.

So if you are on a flight and you can’t recline your seat…..I’m sitting behind you! ;-)

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My laptop nearly cracked in half on a flight from Phoenix to Saint Louis. Although the screen didn’t break per say, there is still some permanent damage as the bottom of the screen seems to be detached from the glass of the screen.

On July 28th I flew from San Francisco to Saint Louis on Midwest with a connecting flight through Phoenix. On the first flight the family in front of me opened two laptops and used them throughout the flight. During the entire flight neither of the seats in front of them reclined. I was impressed with how polite to each other the passengers on this flight were.

But hell started on the second flight from Phoenix to Saint Louis. Four 40+ corporate dudes in less than khaki outfits sat in the seats in front of me. These dudes were rude and rather stupid, as they thought they could flirt with the flight attendant and every 20-something girl on the plane. A third into the flight my wife and I opened our laptop to view photos from our recent trip to San Fran. Then suddenly the weird introvert with glasses in front of me lowers his seat with lightning speed. My laptop is pinched between the seat and the table, and I hear it crack. Seconds later, more cracks and I finally remove the laptop from certain destruction…

This hideous person didn’t seem to notice and pretended that nothing had happened. However, when the plane landed, he quickly packed his bags and ran away, afraid that I might confront him about the laptop damage. What a rat… I read another post about a cracked laptop on a flight to Saint Louis. Maybe it’s a culture thing…some people see you opening your laptop, maybe see you as a 20-something yuppie of some kind and decide to destroy your property…very wicked…

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