illness & medical

On Wednesday my family and I took a flight from Baltimore-Washington International (BWI) to Germany. I hate flying, and have awful anxiety about it, so I decided to take a Valium that I got from the doctor.

Earlier in the week, my brother caught the flu and was sick. We were all worried we would get sick for this flight (it was approximately 7 hours), so we Lysoled everything he touched and used a lot of hand sanitizer. After feeling perfectly fine all week, I had not a touch of nausea at all until 3 hours into the flight. I started sweating (and it was freezing on the plane) and felt sick to my stomach. I went to the lavatory and nothing happened, but I felt better after getting up and walking. I sat back down for about 20 minutes and suddenly, with no warning, threw up all over myself. Thankfully I was around my family and no one else saw me throw up. We got a flight attendant and she gave me a bag and some towels to try to clean myself up. My jeans were covered in poorly cleaned up vomit for the remaining 4 hours.

I’m not sure if I had a bad reaction to the Valium, or got the bug that my brother had, but I’m fine now. It was probably the single most embarrassing moment of my life. (Sorry if this was gross or TMI.)

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Two years ago I booked a flight from New Orleans to Sydney Australia via LAX with United. Now, I know that by most people’s judgement I am considered a “slob” because I weigh 522 pounds. But there is a difference between people who eat a lot and me because I have a thyroid condition that I can not help!

On the flight from MSY to LAX I received MANY bad looks that made me feel very uncomfortable. I was sitting in the aisle seat and this “man” in the window seat kept wanting to get up, thus making me have to get up and stand in the aisle. He does this 6 times and I believe he did it on purpose because he had a smirk on his face. I have bad knees and it was very uncomfortable for me.

Once in LAX there was a wheelchair but it was too small, so I had to wait 25 minutes for another one to wheel me to my connection as passersby gave me bad looks. I kept trying to tell people that I have medical issues but nobody cares about obese people and our feelings.

Once on the plane to SYD (very nice 747) I found my seat which was in the center row. The 2 people on the end of my row didn’t want to let me in so I went to the other side and they were rude also. Finally, with the intervention of a surly FA, I was seated. I told the FA before I sat down that I would need 3 seatbelt extenders and she just rolled her eyes at me. They supposedly could only find 2 extenders. I told her that I had a colostomy bag and that I could not have anything tight around my waist. I have flown many times, so I know how many extenders I need! The FA tried telling me that if I couldn’t use 2, that the plane would be held up while they hunted for another one. I refused based on my medical condition and the FA brought me another one after a 45 minute wait. It was only 45 minutes and you would have thought it was 4 hours the way people were acting. In an act of retaliation for me “holding up the plane” (for all the inconsiderate passengers), my row companions refused to allow me to raise the armrest on either side which made it a very long and uncomfortable 14 our flight.

About 2 hours into this VERY long flight my colostomy bag needed changing. I changed it the best I could at my seat because of my knees and because it was a long walk to the lavatory. I very neatly put the soiled bag in one of the vomit bags. I asked twice for the people on my right and left to pass it to the aisle so that someone who was headed to the lav could dispose of it, but nobody was considerate enough to do it. After about 12 hours 4 soiled colostomy bags had been stashed in the back of the seat in front of me. The “passengers” started complaining and here comes the surly FA again. She left and came back with a biohazard bag and blue disposable gloves like I was contagious. I was so humiliated!!! They also refused to give me more than 1 meal while they gave others 2 or 3.

I have written several letters to the customer service of United and they just ignore me. DOES ANYBODY HAVE RESPECT ANYMORE?!?!?!?!!?

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About 2 months ago, a flight I expected would be more pleasant than usual turned out to be a real flight from hell.

Before my flight, I used my miles to upgrade to first class on an AA flight. I thought this would make my flight much more comfortable than usual… I was wrong.

Next to me was sitting a woman who was 86 years old. I know this because I heard her talking to someone else. Her family was seated back in coach. Soon after take-off, the 86 year old lady sneezes and covered her entire face with snot. I mean her ENTIRE face. Given that I was still in a great mood, I happily took out tissues I had in my purse and offered all of them to her. I should have known this was an omen of a bodily fluid nightmare…

Half an hour later, I was brought my meal. As I was about to begin eating, my seatmate suddenly and explosively vomited. The flight attendant rushes to her aid and was able to fill 3 bags with her vomit! At that point, I was not able to continue eating the hummus dip I had been brought. You can imagine why.

Another half an hour later, as I am stepping around her to use the restroom, she vomits again in the same explosive manner. This time, some of her vomit actually got on my clothes! After cleaning myself out in the restroom, I come back to my seat to find a lot of people around her. Because she is so old, vomiting continuously poses a real health risk. Because of this crowd, I was asked to simply stand and wait. The problem, of course, was that we were experiencing turbulence and I felt unsteady and wanted to buckle up. The turbulence lasted another 40 minutes, and during that time I just stood and the sick lady vomited yet again. That whole area smelled terrible. For some reason that I still don’t know, her family members would give me rather harsh looks. I didn’t at ANY point say or make a face of any kind! In fact, I was more than helpful the whole time.

To top it off, because I couldn’t just stand while the plane landed, I was demoted to coach. There went my upgrade. They gave my seat to the old lady’s niece. I asked if I could get my miles back and very swiftly they said “NO.”

So, to finish this crazy story, I can only tell you that about two days later I woke up extremely nauseous… I wonder where I caught that stomach virus!!!!!

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I’ll say it right away: This one’s my fault.

First, some background: I’m an American studying on exchange for a year at a Dutch university. I’d managed to arrange my classes such that I could leave the beginning of December and return in March. I’m a Floridian, see, and I decided that this time I was going to be the one who comes down to Florida from up north to spend the winter. Amusingly, it snowed the day after and the day before I arrived, but I have never seen snow in the Netherlands. And that was the goal.

About a month before classes would start, I started looking for a ticket online. I should have done it sooner, but I didn’t. I saw an ad for airfare.com, and a lot of their flights seemed really cheap. I saw that my connection would be in DC and I jumped on what seemed to be a great offer.

Afterwards, they sent me info stating that I’d have to change airports as I would be flying to Reagan National from home, and then from Dulles to Amsterdam. They also sent me an email asking for copies of my credit card and passport. Hell no, I thought. I jumped on Google, like I should have before buying tickets, and saw loads of people complaining about the quality of service – not to mention the more important matter, which is the likelihood of actually getting on a plane and flying somewhere.

I contacted the airlines (one leg was US Airways and one was AA, I think) and talked to both about my tickets, they both confirmed I was in their computer systems. I booked seats no problem. They insisted that because I’d bought the ticket all at once I would not have to pay for my baggage when I went from Reagan to check in again at Dulles. I don’t really know why I believed them.

As weeks went by I periodically worried about my tickets and whether I’d have a seat, so I’d call the airlines here and there to confirm everything was okay. I called airfare.com’s office and they said I was okay. I didn’t mention the creepy form about the credit card specifically, but I did ask whether they had all the information they needed. Guy on the phone said yes.

As the day of the flight approached I felt pretty comfortable. I figured I’d done everything I could about a bad situation.

I was annoyed when I woke up the day of the flight with a terrible sinus headache, my throat on fire, and my nose dripping. I took some DayQuil, blew my nose and got ready for what would be a long day.

The flight was no problem, I got my tickets and everything. Flew into Reagan, got my bag quick – first one out! – and left. I took a cab from Reagan to Dulles, where I was surprised to be told I would have to pay to check my bags in. I tried arguing, a supervisor came over. He told me there was nothing he could do and told me that it was best to take it up with the airline about a refund. Fair enough, so I paid my fifty bucks and checked my bags.

I sat for my 5-hour layover. Eventually I got on the plane. I’d planned to drink a little whiskey and relax, but when I got on I just felt miserable. So I blew my nose and sat quietly, watching the in-flight movies. Eventually I landed, about 24 hours after I’d gotten to my original airport. I went to my apartment and fell asleep first thing.

The flight itself was pretty miserable, and the worry leading up to the flight wasn’t so great either, but as a poor college student I was just doing what I could with my limited financial resources. In spite of the $100 between the taxi and checking my bags in again, I still spent a good bit less than the next cheapest flight I had been able to find online. And really, I’d gotten to where I wanted to go.

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Passenger Has A Possible Seizure

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My fiancee (now wife) and I were just about to land in Amsterdam (red-eye from Detroit, Airbus A330, seats A & B, ultimately going to Scotland for her sister’s wedding) when the passenger in seat C started shaking. A friend of theirs from another row came to their side after the actual landing, but a [...]

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The worst flight of my life turned into the all around worst experience of my life because it didn’t end when the plane did. The background info: I was returning from a friend’s wedding in the Dominican Republic, and like everyone else on the direct flight back to Regina, I had contracted the Norwalk virus that was [...]

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Passenger Blames Hippie Girl For Stinkiness

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I went sailing one year in Key West during Race Week. I helped the owner deliver the boat back to Ft. Lauderdale when we were done. The sail from Key West back to the mainland was awful. The sea was so rough that we had to just piss ourselves as we sat on the edge [...]

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