This past weekend I decided to fly across the United States. Wanting peace and quiet, I opted to pay full fare for first class. Unfortunately I didn’t get what I paid for.
Who is crazy enough to bring their infant into first class? Apparently the fools behind me. At least my headphones kept the regular screeches reduced, but not the sounds of the child. These headphones usually eliminate all aircraft sounds; they’re designed for recording studios. This means the wretched child was louder than a jet engine!
Worse was the constant kicking – for six hours.
Mitt Romney was right — aircrafts need windows so passengers like those parents can be tossed out in midair.