We just flew from Anchorage to Atlanta to Savannah via Delta Scare Lines. We had to sit on the floor of the terminal in Anchorage because there were not enough seats. I saw about 50 people on the floor. It was also hot in the terminal. (yes Delta that is your fault). We flew 6 and a half hours to Atlanta with the seats jammed so close together it was hard to breath. Several of the Delta flight attendants had huge butts that brushed everyone as they passed. Next time Continental or Frontier for me.
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Whaaaahhhhhhh. Do you want us to call you a whaaaaambulance?
You had to sit on the floor? You prro thing.
Yup, you're right it's definitely Delta's fault the airport was hot and didn't have enough seats. It's also their fault the sky is blue. You obviously don't travel often! Try driving next time instead of whining.
You poor pitiful thing you. My god you are a pathetic whiner. If all you have to whine about is sitting on the floor in the terminal or it being hot, which incidentally, is NOT Delta's fault, then you really need to get a life.
What's wrong with being brushed by huge butts?
I think getting brushed by the flight attendants would make a long boring flight fun!!!!!
Obviously, you don't fly too often. How about this? not enough seats? Too Hot for you? try GOING OUTSIDE for some air before the flight?!? Jesus Christ! bunch of whiners! One day, instead of a HUGE butt hitting your sorry face, Hopefully, you'll get knocked in the head with someone's luggage or something else heavy. You people kill me, Flights from hell my ASS! This should be labeled WHINNERS from hell.
get a life
the best part of my flight is when flight attendents ass brush by.
chick, dude, if it's a long enough flight it doesn't matter.
I'm guessing Continental or Frontier only hire flight attendants with small butts?
Noted: Delta = serious "pa dunk-a-dunk"
Um…everyone in Atlanta has a big butt.
seats jammed so close together it was hard to breath?
I hope you were able to "breath" after the flight.
Sounds like a good flight to bring along some dildos to stick in the FA's asses as they pass. Have a point system to get free food, drinks, etc. on sucessful penetration.
This is pretty tame as far as horror stories go. This is like waiting for your car at the mechanics and it takes an hour longer than they said it would and the bathroom is disgusting. I mean really is that surprise?
As far as the whole big butts thing… I am kind of at a loss. If your seat is so small that you can't even breath wouldn't they logically hire little people as stewardess's. If you are going to whine at least make sense.
again, epic fail of a story. does anyone read these stories before they are posted?!
They should have played "Baby Got Back" over the intercom the entire flight.
Was the floor clean? I think you might have been bit by a rabid raccoon. Happened to me and I was not aware until someone noticed me foaming at the mouth. the FA's will sometimes release one near sleeping passengers. They do cool shit like that to keep themselves occupied. They have nothing else to do.
me!
If you love big butts FLY SOUTHWEST!
As for this person, here's a band-aid for your "boo-boo's"
Now GO GET A LIFE!
If the terminal is hot, isn't that the fault of the airport maintenance workers? >> Unless, of course, it was a specially made Delta terminal building. xD