TWA

Some years ago I was on an overnight TWA flight from New York to London. We took off around 11:00 P.M. with me seated on the aisle. Shortly after takeoff the woman seated next to me at the window needed a trip to the restroom, requiring me to get up and stand aside in the aisle. After several such bathroom visits, which took place regularly every 20 to 30 minutes, she explained she had a bladder problem.

I offered to switch seats, putting her on the aisle and allowing me some much needed sleep. She refused, declaring she must sit next to the window since she suffered from claustrophobia. It was night over the Atlantic; there was nothing to see out the window but pitch blackness. I asked several times without success and suffered through the night with little sleep, continually disturbed by her unrelenting bathroom visits. No other seats were available and I was stuck.

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Kitty Stuffed In Bin

October 28, 2009

in Animal Stories

My wife and I were flying from LAX to NYC on now defunct TWA. We were sitting in the first row of coach with 2 flight attendants sitting in front of us (facing us in the jump seats). Right at takeoff I watched one of the flight attendants say “There’s a cat in the overhead bin.”

Turns out after takeoff, whoever put the cat in the bin didn’t close it properly and the door flew open. I turned around and saw a cat peering out of the bin… eyes wide open… calm, yet clearly scared. An attendant said someone didn’t want to pay to have the cat put in the cargo hold and didn’t have a proper carrier so he stuffed it inside his sport coat and into the bin. We heard later in baggage claim that he was fined and told to pay the fee for shipping an animal. Not sure if he was charged with animal cruelty.

Larry

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About 12 years ago, when I was 12, I was excited to venture off on my own, and fly to the wondrous, cold world of Minneapolis, MN.

Now, we’re not talking long flights, or complicated flights… BWI to Chicago to Minneapolis. Easy enough! But apparently not easy enough for everyone.

My mom booked the flight, and my aunt was to be awaiting my arrival for my visit, a few hours later in Minneapolis. My mom put me on the first flight, and had arranged for someone from TWA to pick me up at my gate and graciously deliver me to my next gate. Apparently a quite capable 12 year old can’t handle herself.

The first flight was nice, as an “unescorted minor” I got all sorts of free goodies, pins, and junk. We arrived at the airport in Chicago, I even got to be first off the plane! The young woman who was sent to escort me looked at me, grabbed my hand, and told me to start running. Now I was a little bit confused, as I knew I had at least an hour and a half to two hours between my arrival in Chicago and the departure of my plane to MN. But, I was young, naïve and went along with it. We ran through the terminal to an empty desk with no flight information listed on it, and nothing signifying where the plane was headed (see where this is going?). She dragged me down the corridor, put me in a seat and left.

After getting settled, and getting a drink, they made the announcement as to how long it would be until we arrived in…St Louis! I thought that odd, and asked the really nice older woman next to me if by chance the plane had a stopover in Minneapolis, seeing as how, that was where I was supposed to be going. She looked at me oddly, and told me that no, the plane was going directly to St Louis, and called the attendant over to tell them I was on the wrong plane. The flight attendant studied my boarding pass long and hard and asked how I’d gotten on the plane, and frowned when I told her I had an escort.

We got into St Louis, and TWA held me at the desk there. I had no access to a phone, no way to get a hold of my parents or my aunt. They then told me they couldn’t get me to Minneapolis, and would have to fly me back to Chicago and put me on a plane the next morning.

I flew back to Chicago, first class (the only time), with the flight attendants based out of there. Then I got taken to the security office, where an old woman, who smoked and just plain smelled bad, was put in charge of me. She then escorted me (AND STAYED WITH ME) to a hotel where I finally got to talk to my mother and my aunt (they had no idea what was going on, TWA hadn’t called them, or notified anyone I wasn’t where I was supposed to be). We got to the hotel at about 2 am, and all I had were the clothes on my back. I had to wake up at 5 am to board a plane at 6:30 am, to finally make it to my destination, a good 12 hours late.

The only good thing? My luggage was waiting for me.

We didn’t even get offered compensation.

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In the summer of 1977 I went to Norway with my parents to visit my father’s family. At the tender age of almost 7 I had already made this same trip 3 other times in my life, and I thought flying was fun.

The trip to Norway was nothing to brag about, with TWA successfully sending our biggest suitcase to Switzerland for a couple extra days of sightseeing, before re-routing it back to us in Norway. This was an annoyance, but certainly not the end of the world.

A month later we were ready to head home to the US. Our first flight from Oslo to Copenhagen was completely normal. The afternoon flight from Copenhagen was to stop quickly in Shannon Ireland for a pilot change, before continuing on to New York. About 10 minutes into the flight, the pilot comes on to tell us that he have lost essentially all of our hydraulic fluid and will need to return to Copenhagen.

At this point in time we start circling Copenhagen over the water. They dump fuel and hand out a pillow to everyone on the plane. We are then instructed with the procedures of how to deal with a crash landing. “Put your head between your knees on the pillow” etc.

The pilots are busy literally cranking down the landing gear by hand up front. Every passenger on the plane is ghostly white, and here I am a 6 year old thinking this is the greatest adventure of my life. Finally, after an hour in the air, we land on a runway that is completely surrounded by emergency vehicles of every type. They had simply assumed we were crashing and were there with the foam and ambulances to clean up the mess.

We get towed back to our gate for repairs. Unfortunately, TWA elected not to let us out of the airplane. So here we have 150 people sitting in a no good airplane in 95 degree heat with nowhere to go for over 4 hours.

By the time the plane was repaired I was asleep. Too much excitement for a little guy. My parents tell me that we finally took off and made our way to Ireland. There we got to make exactly the same type of landing because the maintenance people in Copenhagen did not fix the problem correctly.

Thankfully passengers were allowed to leave the plane in Shannon. (I continued sleeping on the plane). We switched pilots in Shannon, and the new pilot made it clear he would not fly the plane without the problem being fixed.

The remainder of the flight was just fine, but I will never forget the day when I thought TWA was going to kill me. It took me 21 years to get on another plane owned by TWA.

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Germy Brats

August 24, 2008 Baby & Kid Stories

When I was a junior in high school (age 16) I flew TWA to Washington D.C. for Presidential Classroom, an educational week-long program that teaches kids about government. On the way out from Kansas City, I was stuck in a 3-seat isle with a mom, her two kids ages 5 and 7, and a baby [...]

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