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This past Sunday provided an up close and personal assessment of the airline industry, an industry that has seen considerable changes culminating with many major airlines going through bankruptcy.

My wife Terri and I boarded Northwest Indianapolis bound flight leaving Bradley International Airport Hartford, Connecticut. It should be noted that Northwest Airlines is suffering through a mechanics’ strike, which in a comedy of errors created this saga.

Our flight was delayed while the ground crew tried to open the door of the airplane on the tarmac. With no success, a mechanic was summoned. Some 40 minutes later, a mechanic arrived and successfully opened the door. The extended delay was no doubt an indirect result of the ongoing mechanics’ strike.

After the passengers settled in, the scheduled 11:25 AM flight finally departed according to the Associated Press at 12:27 PM. Directly after take off, the airplane experienced what felt like an impact, an unusual extended shudder, and the passengers (including my wife and I) heard a sound of metal shredding or scraping that lasted what seemed like minutes. Soon after, a distinctive electrical odor permeated the cabin. The concern shown on the face of the flight attendant was evident. What the pilot failed to tell us for the better part of an hour was that the airplane had hit a flock of birds (those flocking birds). The flight crew could not assess the extent of the damage to the plane. During this time, the plane flew in a slow right turn and it was evident that we were circling. Finally the flight attendant informed us that the airplane had experienced a “bird hit” and that they were returning to Bradley International, and that we were to prepare for a possible hard landing. The extended time in the air, she explained, was so that they could burn off fuel to reduce the likelihood of an explosion if there was a crash landing. The attendant had us brace against the seat in front or put our heads between our legs (I am assuming so that we might kiss our asses good-bye).

Though we did experience a hard hit, the pilot was successful in safely landing the plane at 1:35 PM (again according to the Associated Press). The plane was met by several emergency vehicles with flashing lights, as well as a television crew from one of the local news channels. The passengers all gave the crew a relieved round of applause and were eager to disembark. We were later to find out that this occurrence was well covered by the press, including USA Today, The Indianapolis Star and WRTV, among others.

Northwest provided only one airline counter staff who tirelessly re-booked all 39 passengers. The bulk of us were re-routed through Philadelphia on US Airways flight 1671 leaving Hartford at 3:00 PM. We were all required to retrieve our checked baggage and re-check them with US Air. This necessitated us to leave the secure area and once again go through security. To add insult to what was already an emotionally difficult time, FAA regulations require that each of us go through the extra security protocol, including the use of the wand as well as a pat down! With but 20 minutes left to catch this flight, there was but one security agent to accomplish this.

Terri and I were the last to board, but once again we settled into our seats. We talked a little with some of the other passengers of our Northwest flight that had also been rerouted with us. The other passengers onboard did not understand the giddy chatter amongst this fraternity of “survivors.” As we prepared for take off, the circulation in my hand was in serious jeopardy as my wife held tight to my hand. The take off seemed uneventful, but once again we started to bank right. Immediately my wife panicked and said that she knew something was wrong. Suspecting that the previous trauma was affecting her, I was about to calm her down when I was interrupted by the pilot over the intercom announcing that they had just experienced a complete loss of the onboard flight computers and that they were returning to Hartford for an emergency landing.

The landing was uneventful, but we were again met by the same emergency vehicles (sans press) who had escorted our Northwest flight in. This US Air flight, according to the pilot, was cancelled and we were to be re-routed (again). The passengers were delayed once again by a stubborn door or jet way for several minutes before we were able to disembark.

By this time, all the “fraternity” member’s faces were somewhat ashen white, our knees were weak and most of us headed to the closest bar. Some chose to call it quits, but my adrenaline was charging. I again re-booked, this time through Reagan International in Washington DC. This flight thankfully was uneventful. As we stared out, the airplane’s windows gazing on the lit silhouette of the Washington Monument and the Capitol building, my wife said that when things like this happen usually it’s a good time to reassess your life.

The good news was that we were in each “event” returned to Bradley International safely. The bad news is the concern about the state of the industry’s aircraft. It is suspect at the very least, and is constantly jeopardized by mechanic strikes and bankruptcy reorganization which puts financial pressures on the airlines. Had they already begun to cut corners on maintenance, we’ll never know. But one thing is for sure – it will probably be a long time before my wife and I decide to travel by air again.

By the way, as expected, our bags did not accompany us to Indianapolis, choosing to stay in Philadelphia. They eventually found their way to our front porch the next day.

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Back in the 80’s I flew frequently between Las Vegas & San Fran (via Oakland Airport). One of my last flights home to Vegas was memorable. We started down the Oakland Airport runway, our airplane (2-engine) was gathering speed, we launched into the air, and just as the wheel gear pulled up a large shudder went through the plane. Shortly after that, seconds only, a smell of frying chicken went throughout the plane. The two jokesters next to me started kidding me that we were having a light chicken snack (realize that I am the total nervous wreck who absolutely hates to fly but does it anyway).

About another 15 seconds go by and the flight attendant comes on and tells us to prepare for an emergency landing. Of course we had to circle the bay a little (though it seemed like an eternity) while dumping fuel. Oh, did I mention that one of the two engines was on fire because a seagull got into the engine on take-off (those pesky birds)? Finally, we come in for landing, everyone in crash position, runway foamed, fire engines ready, and all was well as we safely landed. As we sat in the bar until midnight – took the airline 6 hours to fly a plane from their hub in Phoenix to Oakland, CA (go figure) – we shared our stories. I especially enjoyed hearing from the man who was next to the engine that caught on fire. He was reluctant to tell the stewardess about the fire for fear of scaring the elderly woman next to him – a true gentleman!

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Cock Gets Clocked

October 3, 2007

in Animal Stories

Twenty years ago I took a flight home from the Dominican Republic that was totally full and there was a lot of commotion as people were getting situated. After everyone was sitting and we were preparing to take off, I heard what I thought was a chicken cluck. After a minute or so it got more frequent and louder and I was certain it was a bird. Other people noticed as well, and then the attendant came back and it was discovered that a fellow across the aisle a row ahead of me had a live fighting cock in a paper bag on his lap. The stewardess informed him that live animals were not permitted. In response, the angry passenger grabbed the bag and apparently killed the bird within the bag by twisting its neck. Everyone could hear the twist and crack. People were gasping, but incredibly this satisfied the attendant and away we went! How bizarre is that?

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