“Tortured” by a Beautiful Blond

December 12, 2010

in Couples Stories

This is not quite a flight from hell, just a small bit of torture. I was flying back from the midwest on an overbooked flight. I had the center seat, and the window seat was still open. I was looking carefully at people as they walked down the aisle to see who was eying the seat since that would be the person who would be seated next to me. At first I saw some big guys and old couples coming my way, which led me to recount horror stories from this website. And then I saw a gorgeous, young, athletic blonde looking at the seat. And – yes! – she was seated there. I enjoy sitting next to attractive women, and so you would say “THIS is not a flight from hell.” Well it was torture because my wife of 10 years was sitting next to me in the aisle seat.

{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

Clare December 12, 2010 at 5:22 pm

You're lucky your wife didn't smack you for ogling at the blonde. 😀


Susan December 12, 2010 at 6:16 pm

Why aren't you guys ever satisfied??


Lily December 13, 2010 at 6:31 am



Karen December 13, 2010 at 7:01 am

come on.. it's not like he reached out for a feel.. I've been married for several years and there is nothing wrong with appreciating someone who looks nice..women have no problem checking out guys or talking about handsome celebrity men.. why not the same for guys?


CHL July 13, 2012 at 9:35 am

I agree with you, it's not because you're not single that you're blind. But remembering that blonde so well that you even want to tell that story on a website? Weird.


Shan October 20, 2014 at 3:30 am

Yes, but he didn't say he wanted to only look, he wishes his wife were not there.. So what does that sound like he would try to do if he had been alone?


Adam January 5, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Because men are visual creatures. That's just nature.


Gary January 5, 2011 at 6:14 pm

We are what we are – and proud of it!


Amber May 18, 2016 at 1:02 pm

So are women, so don't give us that BS line.


au over ga December 13, 2010 at 6:20 am

I understand your pain. I had a case like this once last year and it was indeed PAINFUL.

If this was PAUL writing this one he would have gotten smashed. lol. I sure hope this writer does not…as these are great to read and we don't want to discourage folks.


Aaron December 13, 2010 at 7:00 am

It's a unique kind of flight from hell, in my opinion. Count it!


Adrienne December 13, 2010 at 9:08 am

So, if your wife wasn't with you, how would this flight be any different? It's not as if you would ever consider flirting with another woman if your wife wasn't around, right? RIGHT???


rerere December 13, 2010 at 10:37 am

Aw man!


Laura December 14, 2010 at 8:20 pm

Just put on a blanket and go to work with your hands. No one will be able to tell. 😉


mick December 17, 2010 at 11:33 pm

And your point is?? Dude, if you're not man enough to take good advantage of that situation, just give up. So what if your old lady bitches? You have needs, too! Tell her to sit somewhere else, if she doesn't like it.


Shan October 20, 2014 at 3:34 am

Maybe you should not have gotten married if you resent your wife's presence because it prevents you from trying to chat up or ask out the other woman. Seriously, why do people even get married if they do not want to be monogamous?


Sueflies December 18, 2015 at 6:41 pm

Who care if guys look as long as they come home with you???


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