I was on a flight from JFK to Frankfurt. We were sitting in the bulkhead row so the lavatories were in close proximity to us. The entire flight there was a steady stream of people using the facilities which is no problem. When you gotta go, you gotta go, right?
After the dinner service, a line started to form as many people apparently had to relieve themselves all at the same time. The line stretched to a couple of rows behind me. As I sat there quietly reading my book, I felt a presence that was a bit too close for comfort. As I looked to my left, I got an eyeful of a middle-aged German gentleman leaning on my seat with his pants undone. I guess he was trying to save himself the few extra seconds that it would take to undo his pants in the lavatory itself.
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Bahaha, that's just weird. Sorry you practically had to have his dick in your eye.
You should have slapped it, by accident of course, with the spine of your book. Of course that would have meant burning the book on arrival, but surely worth it.