Pile of Poop

April 15, 2013

in Senior Stories

It was April Fools Day 2013 and we were flying Southwest from RDU to MCO. We were seated front row left. An overweight senior male was seated aisle seat, front row right. Thirty minutes into our 1.5 hour flight we started to smell poop. We were thinking maybe someone’s baby needed a diaper change?

Once we landed, the senior male was the first to exit the plane. We stood up to exit, along with everyone else up front, and noticed there was a huge pile of poop on the floor in front of the man’s seat. The man had stepped in it and tracked it off the plane and up the jetway. The poor pregnant lady seated in his row was about to vomit.

We still can’t figure out how this man’s large pile of poop ended up on the floor. (He did make a restroom visit during the flight.) Was this a mean cruel April Fool’s joke? It was the most bizarre situation we have ever encountered flying.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Stories April 15, 2013 at 12:08 pm

Talking about vomit what can be worse than what happened to me. I was going to the aft toilet when a fat man indicated to me he needed a air sick bag. Next moment, he spilled everything on my chest.


matty alou April 16, 2013 at 8:23 am

Would it have been more appealing if a thin man had tossed his cookies on your chest?


Stories April 21, 2013 at 5:34 am

I would be less forgiving , I suppose.


Lucy May 27, 2013 at 7:21 pm

I don't think I wold have forgived either — most likely would have made them pay for my drycleaning bill…


Greg Wheeler June 13, 2013 at 9:23 pm

Poop, on an aircraft anywhere,anytime is always hilarious. Always.


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