I was on the way to Georgetown, Guyana. I left New York with a confirmed flight from Port of Spain, Trinidad on a flight originating in London which I would join for the short hop. I had an aisle seat next to a man who I eventually learned was named Panty or Pandy. He had been drinking, probably on the whole trip based on his condition, which is why his name is a little uncertain. He wanted to be my friend, and then he dumped his entire glass of beer on my pants. It made it look like I peed in them. He then briefly apologized and tried to push his phone number and various personal bits on me. I got to customs at Piarco airport and was specially singled out because they said anyone who is nervous would pee themselves.
– Bart
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Just last month my wife did the exact same thing to me while we were out at a comedy club. The rest of the night, I could see in people's eyes that they assumed I'd peed myself. Sorry that happened to you!
While on a cruise ship, a waitress tripped a spilled a Bloody Mary all over my crotch. I’m glad I’m a man, but it was still embarrassing.
The cruise line paid to buy me new jeans.
Perhaps Bart as the OP calls himself should have told those who singled him out to eat his shorts!
@Peace Lover That would actually have been a good idea, telling them to eat his shorts. If they had eaten his shorts, they would have realized that they taste like beer, not pee.
Unless the beer was Miller or Rolling Rock, then they would have thought it was pee.