Too Close For Comfort

April 25, 2009

in Passenger Stories

I was on a flight from JFK to Frankfurt. We were sitting in the bulkhead row so the lavatories were in close proximity to us. The entire flight there was a steady stream of people using the facilities which is no problem. When you gotta go, you gotta go, right?

After the dinner service, a line started to form as many people apparently had to relieve themselves all at the same time. The line stretched to a couple of rows behind me. As I sat there quietly reading my book, I felt a presence that was a bit too close for comfort. As I looked to my left, I got an eyeful of a middle-aged German gentleman leaning on my seat with his pants undone. I guess he was trying to save himself the few extra seconds that it would take to undo his pants in the lavatory itself.

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Nacho April 22, 2009 at 7:50 am

Bahaha, that's just weird. Sorry you practically had to have his dick in your eye.


Rob April 25, 2009 at 4:08 pm

You should have slapped it, by accident of course, with the spine of your book. Of course that would have meant burning the book on arrival, but surely worth it.


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