Passenger Pitches A Tent

August 21, 2008

in Passenger Stories

[Mature content]

On one of my flights, a male took the middle seat next to me. He told me something to which I smiled and nodded. I thought it was obvious when I didn’t remove my headphones that I wanted no conversation. He told me something else and I smiled again and pointed to my headphones. He reacted with a big grin and went on to rummage around his seat. I thought things were going well at this point. Apparently he found nothing to busy himself with so he decided to go to sleep before we were even airborne. In few seconds he had his arms on both arm rests, had his legs stretched out and was slouching in his seat. Nothing to be alarmed about, I thought. Few minutes passed by and I noticed he was tugging on his shirt. He was pulling it down toward his thighs. With every tug and move he managed to elbow me. *sigh* He started fidgeting again and his hands ended up being cupped and resting over his private area. No big deal I thought, that is how it worked out for him. However, he kept on fidgeting and moving in his seat almost every minute and finally came the big move. He undid his seat belt and put it around or over his private part to KEEP IT DOWN. THE GUY HAD AN ERECTION HE WAS TRYING TO CONCEAL. That was worse than the people who pick their nose while less than an inch away from you!!!!

{ 34 comments… read them below or add one }

Shakinthefat October 18, 2008 at 6:03 pm

How do you know he had an erection? You had your headphones on!!!


ruru October 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm

what do the headphones have to do with vision wise guy?


nn November 18, 2008 at 3:49 pm

Shakinthefat you are an absolute genius, and I am saying this with as much sarcasm as I can muster.


mike r December 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm

Shakininthefat is clearly functionally retarded.

Mike R.


Anonym April 2, 2009 at 9:07 am

Aww… that isn't so bad. At least he was nice enough to try and conceal it. Sometimes an erection is something you can't help. Poor fellow must have been really embaressed.

You should also smile inwardly, since you were most likely the reason for his excitement.


TBone April 2, 2009 at 9:17 am

Look at the bright side, he might have had a boner & not tried to conceal it. Youre partially to blame anyway, you sexy beast


Kevin April 2, 2009 at 9:52 am

You should have mounted him!


widebody April 2, 2009 at 10:45 am

He had the middle seat and your complaining he took the arm rests? I think that is selfish.


Anonymous April 2, 2009 at 10:57 am

scientific fact: men get erections when they sleep, especially during REM…..

scientific theory: instead of being flattered, you were disgusted which makes you either ignorant, a c***, or both


Anonymous April 2, 2009 at 11:27 am

LOL, funniest comments so far. I can't stop laughing. "You should have mounted him" LOLOLOLOL – boy that would have made his flight. Then he would have been leaving HIS story on


Anonymous April 2, 2009 at 11:31 am

This story must be coming from a girl, as they just don't all understand that sometimes a man just cannot help it, whether at work or on the subway or on a plane or in a car, sometimes the wind blows the right (or wrong I guess) way or your pants move in a strange direction based on how your sitting/holding your body and POP up goes the erection. I agree with the comments that at least he tried to cover it! Poor guy was actually probably embarassed!


Jacklynn April 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm

I think it's funny!


Frost April 2, 2009 at 12:47 pm

It happens, don't be a prude. At least he had the class to try and cover it up instead of letting it all hang out.


Coop Down Under April 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm

seems to be a mass debate on the rights or wrongs of this story


me April 2, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Was he huge?!?


D-TOM April 2, 2009 at 2:59 pm

I can't tell you how many times I've settled into a 6:00 AM flight and been surprised with morning wood. It happens. Seemingly it was a rare joy for you but its just nature like nipples on a chilly day. Don't think the guy wanted to jump your bones or anything.


jag April 2, 2009 at 6:13 pm

why the hell are you staring at some strangers' genital area. you seem to have a complete play-by-play detailed description of the game. Are you a LARRY CRAIG wide stance wannabe. Have an extra 20 min. layover, think you'll go in the mens' room for a quick 'suck a strangers' dick before your flight. Your a sick fuck,PERV.


jag April 2, 2009 at 7:25 pm

they call that the Senator Larry Craig Flight To Heaven.


kevin April 3, 2009 at 1:00 am

Very tame story. I was waiting for him to actually do something. You would probably complain if someone gave birth on an airplane. "Silly pregnant women… being so selfish about where they give birth".


Chris April 3, 2009 at 4:46 am

Are you a freaking puritan or something? Guys can get an erection for a multitude of reasons. I bet your one of those people who gets all morally outraged about an erection but throws a fit when people complain about you breast feeding in public. You're an idiot.


Anonymous April 3, 2009 at 5:59 am

"Should have mounted him!" Funny as SHIT!


Ry April 3, 2009 at 7:52 am

Had you mounted him, you might have been able to get a least a partial refund since you wouldn't have been using your seat anymore.


oh please April 3, 2009 at 8:39 am

I dont understand what you're upset about. It happens. He cant control it, especially when he's asleep. Stop being so prudish. I can see how its a story that would make you chuckle as you look back on it, but comparing it to someone picking their nose is kind of silly.


no name April 4, 2009 at 6:55 am

'you should have mounted him'. hilarity!!!


MJ April 5, 2009 at 5:23 am

Who the eff cares? Men get erections. At least he wasn't trying to whack off.


Ted April 5, 2009 at 8:34 am

Damn, that NEVER happens to me.


TB April 5, 2009 at 11:46 am

What did it taste like?


Karl April 6, 2009 at 10:59 pm

Why didn't you give him a blowjob?


Karl April 6, 2009 at 11:01 pm

Ask FA for some paper towels and get to work.


jenkins April 8, 2009 at 9:50 am

i bet you don't shave do you?


Rob April 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm

You could just thank the guy for the compliment and move on….

I'm wondering about the nose-picking people less than an inch away from you though. Do you lean into their nose-picking space? I know planes are crowded, but even the fat-stories don;t say anything about faces smashed up against each other.

That green stuff is pure protein by the way. Think about it.


Atari May 31, 2009 at 9:20 pm

It has been clinically proven that a person wearing headphones is physically incapable of discerning whether or not a person has an erection.

The story is fake. Or embellished.


midnight June 5, 2009 at 10:45 am

The author is obviously some sort of puritan freak. Somebody needs to explain the birds 'n the bees to her. Seriously how can she be so revulted by this poor guy? This story made me want to smack the taste out of her mouth.


RJermey October 27, 2009 at 12:34 pm

I would be proud of it, not cover it up.


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