Scare Line Lament

June 5, 2008

in Odds & Ends Stories

We just flew from Anchorage to Atlanta to Savannah via Delta Scare Lines. We had to sit on the floor of the terminal in Anchorage because there were not enough seats. I saw about 50 people on the floor. It was also hot in the terminal. (yes Delta that is your fault). We flew 6 and a half hours to Atlanta with the seats jammed so close together it was hard to breath. Several of the Delta flight attendants had huge butts that brushed everyone as they passed. Next time Continental or Frontier for me.

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

Matt July 7, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Whaaaahhhhhhh. Do you want us to call you a whaaaaambulance?

You had to sit on the floor? You prro thing.


Pamela July 15, 2008 at 6:37 am

Yup, you're right it's definitely Delta's fault the airport was hot and didn't have enough seats. It's also their fault the sky is blue. You obviously don't travel often! Try driving next time instead of whining.


Tom July 15, 2008 at 10:11 am

You poor pitiful thing you. My god you are a pathetic whiner. If all you have to whine about is sitting on the floor in the terminal or it being hot, which incidentally, is NOT Delta's fault, then you really need to get a life.


GenXer July 15, 2008 at 10:22 am

What's wrong with being brushed by huge butts?


Frank July 15, 2008 at 10:26 am

I think getting brushed by the flight attendants would make a long boring flight fun!!!!!


brahms lee July 15, 2008 at 3:49 pm

Obviously, you don't fly too often. How about this? not enough seats? Too Hot for you? try GOING OUTSIDE for some air before the flight?!? Jesus Christ! bunch of whiners! One day, instead of a HUGE butt hitting your sorry face, Hopefully, you'll get knocked in the head with someone's luggage or something else heavy. You people kill me, Flights from hell my ASS! This should be labeled WHINNERS from hell.

get a life


Scott July 17, 2008 at 10:51 am

the best part of my flight is when flight attendents ass brush by.

chick, dude, if it's a long enough flight it doesn't matter.


Don April 2, 2009 at 11:12 am

I'm guessing Continental or Frontier only hire flight attendants with small butts?

Noted: Delta = serious "pa dunk-a-dunk"


J April 2, 2009 at 11:28 am

Um…everyone in Atlanta has a big butt.


anon e mouse April 2, 2009 at 3:20 pm

seats jammed so close together it was hard to breath?

I hope you were able to "breath" after the flight.


jag April 2, 2009 at 9:12 pm

Sounds like a good flight to bring along some dildos to stick in the FA's asses as they pass. Have a point system to get free food, drinks, etc. on sucessful penetration.


mercutio April 2, 2009 at 9:14 pm

This is pretty tame as far as horror stories go. This is like waiting for your car at the mechanics and it takes an hour longer than they said it would and the bathroom is disgusting. I mean really is that surprise?

As far as the whole big butts thing… I am kind of at a loss. If your seat is so small that you can't even breath wouldn't they logically hire little people as stewardess's. If you are going to whine at least make sense.


Sarah April 3, 2009 at 2:24 am

again, epic fail of a story. does anyone read these stories before they are posted?!


Beavis Comeavis April 3, 2009 at 10:40 am

They should have played "Baby Got Back" over the intercom the entire flight.


peter griffin April 3, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Was the floor clean? I think you might have been bit by a rabid raccoon. Happened to me and I was not aware until someone noticed me foaming at the mouth. the FA's will sometimes release one near sleeping passengers. They do cool shit like that to keep themselves occupied. They have nothing else to do.


n April 5, 2009 at 10:49 am



Anon April 7, 2009 at 6:44 am

If you love big butts FLY SOUTHWEST!

As for this person, here's a band-aid for your "boo-boo's"



Plaineir March 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm

If the terminal is hot, isn't that the fault of the airport maintenance workers? >> Unless, of course, it was a specially made Delta terminal building. xD


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