Pills And Thrills

October 29, 2007

in Couples Stories

On a Virgin Atlantic flight from London Gatwick to Las Vegas, I was seated next to a couple who were flying to Vegas to get married. The first hour of the nine hour flight was relatively pleasant. I was telling them about things not to miss in Vegas and they were telling me their courtship story. But they kept knocking back drinks and then started taking pain pills. Not only were they taking these pills themselves, they started trying to get me to take them also! And wouldn’t take no for an answer. I was having pills pushed on me and drinks sloshed all over me.

The stewardess finally cut them off from alcohol and the woman started wailing and they led her away. The flight attendant asked me if I was okay and I said no. He asked if I would like to be moved and I said ‘please.’ But it was a full flight and they moved me to the only available seat, directly across the aisle from this couple. When the woman came back, she somehow got the idea that I had ‘told on them’ and that was the reason they got cut off from drinking. She came over and leaned down by my seat and asked me about it. I told her no, and explained to her the reason I had moved was because my seat was wet from the spilled drinks. She went back to her seat but spent the rest of the flight glaring at me and cursing me loudly. When that plane came to a halt I ran for the front door. And this is the abbreviated version!

{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }

Maria April 2, 2009 at 11:14 am

Sounds like an awesome flight to me…..no one ever throws pain killer at me lol

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jag April 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm

sounds like a bunch of b.s., you little nazi dick-licker.

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CH April 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm

Put down the booze, jag. You're embarrassing yourself, ya dumb fuck.

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Vandelay April 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm

If it was a full flight how was there an empty seat available?

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jag April 2, 2009 at 4:01 pm

hey CH, it takes a lot more than that to embarass me. I must have hit a sensitive spot with you. Are you a jewish gay, you fuckin clown.

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Jeff April 2, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Thank god it was the abbreviated version cause I dont see what the problem was…

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Jean H Ely April 3, 2009 at 4:52 am

I'm confused. What does being nazi, Jewish or gay have to do with this story? Was dick-licking mentioned and I missed it?

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sdmf April 3, 2009 at 9:01 am

My guess is that jag is a dickless jewish gay nazi who's got nothing better to do with his time then to spew non-sensical trash out of his blowhome

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Jean Ely April 3, 2009 at 9:54 am

That's what I thought.

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jag April 3, 2009 at 12:06 pm

sdmf Yes, I am dickless because I'm a women. I am of German-jewish & African decent. A proud, voluptuous black women with 6 wonderful children all with different fathers but I retain my last husbands' spanish surname. Now come give your Mother a big hug shurmfy.Who's your Daddy.

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Rob April 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm

jag you are an idiot.

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Bobby April 5, 2009 at 8:38 am

Last flight I was on a baby puked on me.

You got someone trying to get you high and enjoy your plane ride.

Poor thing, my heart goes out to you.

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Joe Mama April 8, 2009 at 7:18 am

Oh, yeah, I'd always accept pills of unknown variety from a complete stranger on an airplane. You only live once, ya know?

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LOL April 10, 2009 at 10:34 pm

jag? how young r u?

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Anomia April 16, 2009 at 10:07 am

My standard answer to people like the woman this writer encountered is,

"One more word to me and I'm gonna stuff that (bottle of liquor, newspaper, whatever it is)so far down your throat that you'll be crapping it until next Tuesday."

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jimbob April 17, 2009 at 12:33 pm

wow jag your the product of coalburning huh?

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