Passenger Grabs Wife’s Privates

August 22, 2010

in Couples Stories

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My wife and I were flying to Acapulco, Mexico for our honeymoon. We were pretty excited, but I was also a little nervous. I had flown before and have even flown international, but for some reason this flight to Mexico had all the signs of being a total fiasco.

First of all, we were flying with a company called ATA. The trip was booked through Apple vacations. This particular company ATA was known for being lax on the flight rules; they did a lot of tours and flew a lot of college spring breakers down to Mexico.

We flew out of Detroit and it was a direct flight to Mexico, so whoever was on our flight was not getting off for a while. We noticed that there were quite a few people waiting by our gate who, before the flight even took off, were quite drunk. We held out some hope that some of them would be taking other flights, or at least would not be sitting close to us.

There was one couple in particular that seemed out of control… they were drunk – really drunk – and we had a pretty good idea we would end up on the same plane. We did, and they ended up sitting right behind us.

Other than an occasional bump of the seat, and some loud talking, I do not recall them being much of a problem. I think they were so drunk that they dozed most of the flight.

However, when we got to our destination and got ready to deplane, my wife stood up to retrieve our carry-on luggage and suddenly screamed. She looked at me with the biggest surprised look on her face I had ever seen. She looked at me like I had just done something to her… I said “what?” She asked me if I had grabbed her. We both looked back at the same time and saw the female member of the drunk couple had her hand between my wife’s legs and was grabbing and squeezing her private area. We both just stared, not sure what to say… the woman looked up at that moment and must have realized her mistake. Very calmly she said, “Oh sorry, I thought you were my husband.” Now my wife is tall, she was wearing jeans, but a man she is not. We both just said, uh… OK. The couple grabbed their carry-ons and got off the plane.

We had a small laugh and began our honeymoon with a story to tell.

– T.J.K., Michigan

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

Broomflyer August 23, 2010 at 2:44 am

Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuw. Gods,I hate people. Flying always brings out the worst in them, it seems.


rerere August 23, 2010 at 2:46 pm

I smell a weasel.


Weasel August 23, 2010 at 6:36 pm

I never get groped by anyone yet alone women anymore on the plane. Guess, I’ll have to start using the Tokyo subway.


Bob August 24, 2010 at 8:18 am

Since no one else will, I call bull**** on this one. A drunk grabbed your wife by the hoo haa and you did nothing ? Either you need to grow a set or this was bull**** and I will give you the benefit of a doubt on your anatomy and call bull.


rerere August 24, 2010 at 6:22 pm

Well if you could read, you’d see my above comment states that.


Bob August 31, 2010 at 9:03 am

I can read, shithead.


Dave January 22, 2012 at 8:44 pm

It certainly does not appear you can read Boblet. It does appear you are one of those big, tough Internet cowards (sarcasm).


Ralph August 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm

Get a grip Bob. The OP said it was a woman who grabbed the hoo haa, not a guy.


Karl August 25, 2010 at 1:23 pm

I would not have a problem if a woman is groping me on a plane. ..


Josh August 30, 2010 at 4:50 am

Bow chica wow wow…


NPFSOH November 1, 2017 at 5:47 pm

Sounds like you were flying with Trump in drag.


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