Almost In The Mile High Club

March 5, 2010

in Couples Stories

As a businessman, I constantly travel in and outside the continental U.S. For various reasons I have experienced nothing out of the ordinary for the past 10 years. All that was about to change, though.

Last week I boarded a flight from Houston to LAX and took my seat in the first class section (not bragging since my company pays for the flight, but it is crucial to the story). Most of the passengers board and I still do not have any seatmates.

This is great, I thought to myself, but as soon as I was getting comfortable two very attractive women sit in the seats next to me. Which normally is a very welcome sight as well. Well, all that was about to change.

Mid-flight I awoke from my short nap and found the two women next to me kissing… passionately. I was a bit disconcerted at first, but decided to mind my own business and close my eyes again. Well not 5 minutes later the kissing escalated even further and the women were beginning to grunt and move over into my seat brushing against my arm.

Not knowing what to do, I nervously scooted closer to the window. At this moment, an FA passed by and tapped one of the women on the shoulder and said that their behavior was unacceptable and she would have to seperate them if it continued.

I breathed a sigh of relief and closed my eyes again, but not before I heard one of them say “Dang, a couple more minutes and we would have gone far enough to join the club.”

– Disturbed Passenger

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

ps March 5, 2010 at 3:51 pm

Dang. Must be some white trash passengers from Darwins Waiting Room… Houston? No offense, you're just minding you're own business and then the events happened, but when I do the Houston stopover, you have some real interesting case studies come on board, and in Texas even the morons are bigger I guess. Flights in Texas are very egalitarian, trash up front, trash in the back, and the great in between with the folks that just want to get to where they wanna go.

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david March 5, 2010 at 4:23 pm

well some guys (and women) would love watching that kind of stuff, and many like to push the limits making it risky

just look at the billion dollar porn industry in the US, and the lebian group is a majority of peoples favorites

sorry bout your experiance

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Bob March 5, 2010 at 5:39 pm

I don't understand what the writer's problem is. He got a free show and he's complaining??

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mick March 17, 2010 at 11:29 am

Yeah…and I'd complain too. Women do absolutely nothing for me and women making love/lust do absolutely less.

Now, if it'd have been 2 dudes, well……

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madachode March 6, 2010 at 2:14 am

The writer is not a "normal" guy. Needs electro-shock-therapy to cure him.

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dano March 6, 2010 at 8:41 am

this story is so not true, when is the last time you saw three seats together in first class. A flight from houston to lax would be on a 737 or 757 with continental so therefore it is a two seat on each aisle plane in f/c. Nice try!

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david March 6, 2010 at 9:18 am

he can be seated across the aisle and their actions could lead to all over the cabin or maybe he was secretly interested and moved into their space

or he was sitting next to one of them and the other one came over and shared her seat

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tmaster March 6, 2010 at 9:23 pm

I would pay extra for this service..

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Greg March 7, 2010 at 4:43 am

lol, gotta agree with tmaster….

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LUXpink March 7, 2010 at 8:14 am

this story is total bullshit. i smell it, and it stinks.

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Gary March 11, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Disturbed passenger huh? May I ask why this disturbs you and doesn't give you an erection?

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Amber May 18, 2016 at 11:39 am

He's disturbed because he wasn't asked to join in.

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burgur May 6, 2010 at 6:39 am

I agree with Dano, First class as the name goes means you have your own bed in a cubical. Then why the hell would you be disturbed by someone that too their arms brushing yours???? Not true…

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Kaydian June 12, 2010 at 10:36 pm

WOW…………………….REALLY WOW!!!!

THATS IT VERY VERY BORING SIR U NEED ANOTHER STORY…………REALLY!!!!

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Bob June 13, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Dykes are funny.

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Steve Perry August 6, 2010 at 8:03 am

You should've been gone

Knowing how I made you feel

And I should've been gone

After all your words of steel

Oh I must have been a dreamer

(must have been a dreamer I know)

And I must've been someone else

(someone else)

And we should've been over

(over now)

Oh Sherrie

Our love holds on

Holds on

Oh Sherrie

Our love holds on

Holds on

Oh, I want to let go

You'll go on hurtin' me

You'd be better off alone

If I'm not who you'd thought I'd be

Oh, you know that there's a fever

(there's a fever I know)

Oh, that you'll never find nowhere else

(nowhere, nowhere else)

Can't you feel it burnin' on and on

Oh Sherrie

Our love holds on

Holds on

Oh Sherrie

Our love holds on

(guitar solo)

Oh Sherrie

But I should've been gone

Long ago, far away

Now I know you'd lie

You'll stay

Oh Sherrie

Our love holds on

Holds on

Oh Sherrie

Our love holds on

Holds on

Oh Sherrie

Our love holds on

Holds on

Hold on, ooh Sherrie

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Morgan September 13, 2010 at 2:49 am

Bullshit!

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Mike July 26, 2011 at 9:09 am

NEVER have seen 3 seat row on Domestic first class

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