Malodorous Mademoiselles

October 13, 2009

in Odor Stories

My best friend and I departed San Francisco International Airport on an international flight bound for Germany. We were going to travel throughout Europe.

The flight to Germany was hell. It couldn’t get any worse than this folks. We boarded the plane and I sat in my assigned seat. Three young French women trapped me in my seat; one sat to the left, one to the right, and another directly sat in the seat directly in front of me. About 2 hours into the flight they started talking to each other in French and their voices put me to sleep. After I fell asleep I felt them playing around with my hair and laughing, so I smiled and eventually woke up. We chatted for 2 hours, then they fell asleep.

The girl on my right leaned against me and I touched her hair and YUCK it was sooo oily and I could see big flakes of dandruff and it was all over my shoulder. The one on my left obviously had indigestion because she kept cutting really bad stinkers, and the one in front of me started to smell like rancid salami, like she had old meat stuffed in her pockets. I felt like I was going to vomit, so I drank some water to prevent myself from doing so. I got a headache from inhaling all the methane that came out of her rear end and it lasted the entire flight. I never seen or heard a girl fart like that before, OMG. Sooo unlady like.

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Mark December 2, 2009 at 6:55 am

LMFAO

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Michael J. February 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm

What's sad is that this had the potential to be much more positive. I mean, think about it — three, young French girls …?

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Anonymous Girl May 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm

Three, young, NON-HYGIENIC French girls.

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