Cock Gets Clocked

October 3, 2007

in Animal Stories

Twenty years ago I took a flight home from the Dominican Republic that was totally full and there was a lot of commotion as people were getting situated. After everyone was sitting and we were preparing to take off, I heard what I thought was a chicken cluck. After a minute or so it got more frequent and louder and I was certain it was a bird. Other people noticed as well, and then the attendant came back and it was discovered that a fellow across the aisle a row ahead of me had a live fighting cock in a paper bag on his lap. The stewardess informed him that live animals were not permitted. In response, the angry passenger grabbed the bag and apparently killed the bird within the bag by twisting its neck. Everyone could hear the twist and crack. People were gasping, but incredibly this satisfied the attendant and away we went! How bizarre is that?

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Krissy April 2, 2009 at 10:36 am

As awful as that is, that poor bird probably had a worse fate in store for him had that cretin not broken his neck.

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Justin April 2, 2009 at 11:31 am

That is hilarious!

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Phoebe April 2, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Wow, that's barbaric. I hope he got charged for animal cruelty.

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Denim April 2, 2009 at 12:26 pm

Cruelty? It's a chicken.

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Dani Marie April 2, 2009 at 1:49 pm

A chicken is a live animal Denim. The man also forced other passengers to witness a disturbing act, which I as an animal lover and vegetarian, would have reported as cruelty.

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Sloth April 2, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Cruelty? It was 20 years ago in the DR. I don't think that anyone really cared. Sure it might have been a shock, but then again, Its a stupid rooster.

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ls April 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm

He could have at least gone into the bathroom… o_O that is just WEIRD

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Collin April 2, 2009 at 8:13 pm

You guys are seriously upset about a damn rooster getting killed? Good for you, vegetarian. Way to sit on the judgement seat. Nevermind that God gave us all MEAT to EAT.

I would have loved a nice rooster soup.

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Ilovefyling February 2, 2016 at 11:34 pm

Adam and Eve were vegan fyi

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Sheneekwa April 2, 2009 at 8:33 pm

We niggas doan considuh chikkens amminals. Dem jus' food.

Stuped cracka mufuggas!

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jaymoney April 3, 2009 at 6:14 am

How did he get the bird on? Thnakfully we have better security. And since when is flying with a dead, rotting bird better than flying with a live clucking bird?

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david April 3, 2009 at 8:14 am

I have heard this story before except it took place on a bus in san Francisco's Chinatown. Urban Legend methinks.

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Anonymous April 3, 2009 at 9:27 am

It was the Dominican Republic, so I highly doubt it.

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TB April 5, 2009 at 12:09 pm

So he twisted the neck of his Cock on a plane? How big was it? Did you taste?

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nicole April 6, 2009 at 10:51 am

He killed a living animal on a packed plane, so, even if it was just a "stupid bird" it was still disgusting and deserving of criminal prosecution.

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Anon April 9, 2009 at 10:34 am

Are you stupid nicole? Under what statute would the "defendant" be liable under?

People like you make me sick, so uptight about everything, the rooster was about to die anyways since it was a fight cock. The man just prevented himself from being caught in an illegal act.

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Laura Cardwell May 5, 2009 at 7:48 am

That's pretty disturbing, I would have been scarred for life. I love chickens though, they're awfully cute!

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Atari June 2, 2009 at 10:28 am

I agree with Shenweeka, regardless of his poor syntax skills and racist remarks.

Actually, I don't fully agree, but the most HUMANE way I can think of to kill a chicken is to snap its neck. Or chop his head off. (Notice I said 'his' and not 'it.' Who says I can't be diplomatic?)

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Mack October 27, 2009 at 10:12 am

He choked the chicken?!

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MJ November 11, 2009 at 12:26 am

i love southern fried chicken

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yourmother December 10, 2012 at 6:13 pm

I love the fact people are looking at this chicken as if it's a "dumb animal". Guess what you are? A dumb animal, and even more dumb for not even taking into consideration the fact that the chicken lives, breathes and sees just like you. It's alive and has a gender, you retard. The fact that it was "Going to die anyway" doesn't mean that it should be killed. Obviously, it's dying from animal cruelty either way.

Actually, that last paragraph is invalid. I think people were sickened by that because it was killed publicly in front of others. Animals should be able to live a good life, like a pet, then be slaughtered humanely for meat. It's fighting animals that are disgusting.

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