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September 2010
August 2010
- 31: No Bags For Coach Class
- 30: Stressed Over Seatmates
- 29: Demoted To Coach Due To Sickened Senior
- 28: Principal’s Solution For Sixty Stranded Students
- 26: Overbooked & Overwrought
- 25: Tickets Given To Wrong Person
- 24: Turbulence Makes Traveler Hesitant To Fly
- 23: No Santa For Seat Kicker
- 22: Passenger Grabs Wife’s Privates
- 21: Baggage Fee Bothers Flier
- 19: Observations From An Airline Staffer
- 18: Missing Ticket Troubles Traveler
- 17: Turbulence Terrifies Travelers
- 16: The Importance of Being Polite
- 15: Misinformation Causes Misery
- 14: Contentious Couple
- 14: Luggage Left In The Hall Gets Lost
- 12: Desperate Passenger Demands To Leave Plane
- 11: Unaccompanied Minor’s Airport Adventure
- 10: “He’s A Child”
- 09: Grossed Out By Gas
- 07: Passenger Admits To Causing His Own Problem
- 06: Flight From Rome Frazzles Passenger
- 05: Passenger Upset That FA Wouldn’t Fix TV
- 04: FAs Ignore Cell Phone Conversation
- 03: Kids Create Nightmare
- 02: Amorous Activity Is Interrupted
- 01: Combative Passenger Confronts Navy SEAL
July 2010
- 30: Delayed And Unable To Contact Dad
- 29: Stuck In Paris Wearing Cheap Clothes
- 28: Urine Soaked Seat
- 26: Nice Lady Looks After Young Lad
- 25: “No” To Toddler’s Temper Tantrum
- 24: Almost Bonked On The Head By Overhead Bin
- 23: Loud Passenger Prevents Sleep
- 22: Terminal Hell In Phoenix
- 21: Pathetic Parents
- 20: No Room For Portly Passenger
- 19: Memo From An Airline Station Manager
- 18: Unaccommodating Airport Staff
- 16: Steamed Over Seat Separation
- 15: Volcano Vexes Travel Plans
- 14: Distraught Over Delays
- 13: Christmas And A Funeral
- 12: The Only Passenger Without A Meal
- 11: “Assed” By A Flight Attendant
- 10: Flight Delay Déjà Vu
- 08: Overweight Family On The Walkway
- 07: Passenger Prohibited From Peeing
- 06: Concerned About Flap Canoes
- 05: Rocker Praises Portly Passenger
- 04: Question From Broad Shouldered Passenger
- 04: Fog Fills Plane
- 02: Passenger Has A Possible Seizure
- 01: Big Guy Gobbles Brown Bag Lunches
June 2010
- 30: Lost Luggage Leaves Traveler In A Lurch
- 29: Pile Of Puke
- 28: Lengthy Layover In La Paz
- 27: To Paris We Go… After Traveling Through Hell
- 26: The Tolerant Ticket Agent
- 25: Enforce Carry-On Restrictions
- 25: Weather Woes
- 23: Lavatory Police
- 22: Truck Hits Plane & FA Freaks Out
- 21: Luggage Lost – Twice
- 20: Battered Backpack
- 20: Seat Kicking Kids
- 18: A Flight Of Fear, Filth & Humiliation
- 17: Miss Moody
- 16: Flipped Off By Flight Attendant
- 15: Psycho Phone Yakker
- 14: Disturbed Over Diaper Change
- 13: Motormouth And A Head Cold
- 12: The Cliched Flight
- 11: Peeved Over Passenger’s Preferential Treatment
- 10: Nightmare Flight On Scare India
- 10: Vino Is Verboten
- 09: Shocked About Search
- 08: Traveler Bypasses Mob Scene
- 07: Surly Ticket Agent
- 06: Perv With No Boundaries
- 05: Madness In Moroccan And Madrid Airports
- 04: A Near Collision?
- 04: First Class Can Mean No Class!
- 03: Anguish in Athens
- 02: Security Breach at Incheon?
- 02: Delayed Over A Dent
- 02: Airlines Don’t Play Nice With Each Other
- 01: Bound To Get Bag Into Bin
May 2010
- 31: Mr. Wideload
- 31: Could’ve Driven There Faster
- 30: Suspicious Guitar Case
- 29: Girl’s Trip Goes Bad
- 28: Two Bad B.O. Stories
- 27: Snooze Troubles Seatmate
- 26: Skirmish Over Seats
- 26: Overbooked Flights Cause Missed Cruise
- 25: Overweight Family With Odor Issues
- 24: The Textbook Mechanic
- 23: Passenger Is Caught With His Pants Down
- 22: Passenger Loses Patience With Punks
- 21: Mr. Know-It-All
- 20: Passenger Pops Pills And Pukes
- 19: Passengers Famished On Flight
- 19: Seatmate’s Bladder Disrupts Sleep
- 18: Condescending Flight Attendant
- 17: Worn-Out Clothes At Wedding Due To Lost Bag
- 16: What’s That Smell?
- 15: Leader Of The Pack
- 14: The Amorous Seatmate
- 14: Arm Rest Etiquette Question
- 13: Mr. & Mrs. Jumbo
- 12: Purgatory On The Way To Peru
- 12: Exasperation Over Engine
- 11: “Friendly Guy” Pesters Passenger
- 10: Feeding Frenzy And Arousal
- 09: Trashy Teen Called The C-Word
- 08: Tuna Breath
- 08: Smaller Isn’t Always Better!
- 07: Chatty Cathy
- 06: Childbirth On A Plane
- 05: Boisterous Football Fans Affect Flights
- 05: Frozen With Fear
- 04: Play Pen Flight
- 03: Ex-Wife’s Fear Of Flying
- 02: Travel Ideas For Demon Spawn
- 02: Freeway Accident Leads To Missed Flight
April 2010
- 30: Airport Angst & A Chatty Ex-Con
- 29: Passenger P.O.’d Over Seat Replacement
- 29: Profane Turbulence
- 28: Water System Inoperable On Plane
- 28: Not Enough Barf Bags
- 27: How To Guarantee A Great Flight
- 26: Shady Character And Baggage Bungle
- 26: Frosty Flight Attendant
- 25: Bare Feet Between Seats
- 24: Kids Perturb Passenger
- 23: Flight Delays And Luggage In Limbo
- 22: No Regrets From Big Guy
- 21: Weather And Short Staffing Cause Consternation
- 20: Brothers Ride Biddy Buggy
- 20: Berated Over Overweight Bags
- 19: DisUnited
- 18: The Bulldog Flight Attendant
- 18: Seatmates Snuggle Since Spouses Aren’t Around
- 18: Nervous Flier
- 16: Weird Dial Turned Up
- 15: Passenger Refuses To Give Up Knife
- 15: Do You Have Religion?
- 14: Stranger’s Skin Stresses Passenger
- 13: Mr. Germ Spreader
- 13: Perplexity Over Screening Of Leg With Pins
- 12: Big Surprise In Little Lavatory
- 11: Spread Legs For Seats
- 11: Gift Store
- 11: The Gall Of Garuda
- 10: Security Screening Misses Potential Weapons
- 09: Mrs. Hocker
- 08: Norwalk Virus Hell
- 08: Passengers Boarded For Good On-Time Rating
- 07: Dealing With A Claustrophobic
- 06: Separation Anxiety
- 06: Delayed, Over-Booked & Misinformed
- 05: Some Saints And Gravol Save The Day
- 04: Passenger Blames Hippie Girl For Stinkiness
- 04: Stinky Like A Bad Public Toilet In France
- 03: Tests Of Endurance
- 02: Polite Policy For Portly People
- 02: Rocking And Rolling In Rough Weather
- 02: A Bumpy Ride With Ms. Big Mouth
March 2010
- 31: Silent Seat War
- 31: Squashed By A Ginormous Seatmate
- 30: Typical College Boys
- 30: Eating Like A Praying Mantis
- 29: Mother Refuses To Fasten Seat Belt On Child
- 28: Air Force One Delays Flights
- 28: Sweaty & Sticky
- 27: Little Miss Sunshine
- 26: Reclining Seat Rules
- 25: Flight To Africa Adventure
- 25: Thunder Thighs
- 24: Geezer Hits On Blond Teen
- 24: Stuck Reading The Back Seat Garbage
- 23: Airline Won’t Take Responsibility For Behavior
- 23: B.O. Overtakes Plane
- 22: Done With Delta
- 21: Memorable Flights From Hell
- 20: Big Guy Beset By Bachelor Party & Broken Seat
- 19: Messed Up Trip To Maui
- 18: Security Agents Lack Sensitivity
- 18: Forced To Cut Cast Off
- 17: Enraged Over Earbuds
- 17: Where Is The Wheelchair?
- 16: Woman In The Double Wide Wheelchair
- 16: Furious About Fees
- 15: Passenger Freaks Out During Flight
- 15: Cheapskate Spends More
- 14: Airlines – Microcosm of Society
- 14: Little Angel’s Meltdown
- 14: Interminable Lines And Other Misfortunes
- 12: Grossed Out By A Gargantuan Seatmate
- 11: Altercation With An A-Hole
- 11: Seats Reclined For Eleven Hours Straight
- 10: Return From Paris Is A Nightmare
- 10: The Foul Foot
- 09: Diaper Duty
- 09: Two Rough Weather Stories
- 08: Advice Sought About Stripper Girlfriend
- 08: Assistance Requested To Watch Luggage
- 07: Old Lady Accidentally Opens Emergency Door
- 07: Special Carts
- 06: Plane Hits A Flock Of Birds
- 05: Almost In The Mile High Club
- 05: Dreadful Odor
- 04: Stinky Shoes
- 04: Flight Rerouted To Hole-In-The-Wall Airport
- 03: Hefty & Hirsute
- 03: Disabled But Charged To Sit Up Front
- 02: Violin Is Verboten On Flight
- 02: Big Mess Left In Searched Bag
- 01: No Shame
- 01: Clandestine Tobacco Chewer
February 2010
- 28: Flight Freak Outs
- 28: Terror In The Skies
- 27: Tortured By Children On Planes
- 26: Given the Runaround, Literally
- 25: Kid Kick’s Passenger’s Face
- 25: Do Not Disturb
- 24: Grumpy Lady
- 24: Plane Etiquette
- 23: Partying Passenger’s Indiscretion
- 23: Nauseating Nigerian Flight
- 23: Made For Each Other
- 22: Two Vomit Stories For Your Reading Pleasure
- 21: Sick And Tired Of Being Asked To Change Seats
- 21: Wind Chill
- 20: Olfactory Assault
- 19: Delayed Due To No-Fly List Passengers
- 19: Ex-Pilot Comments On Changes Over The Years
- 19: So Many Stories. Where To Begin?
- 17: Door Covered With Frost
- 17: Air France IS Hell!
- 16: Twin Troubles
- 16: A Very Uncomfortable Flight
- 15: Gear In The Rear
- 15: Cross Breed Between Linda Blair & Yoko Ono
- 14: The Family Of Fourteen
- 14: Frustration Over Flatulence
- 13: Travel Voucher Bait Turns Into Big Bust
- 12: Surly Senior Almost Gets Her Ass Kicked
- 12: Tense Landing In Tegus
- 11: Tanked Trannies
- 11: Flattened Like A Pancake
- 10: Theft On A Plane
- 10: Give Obese People A Break!
- 10: Loose Dog On A Flight
- 08: Voice In Dream Warns Of Plane Problem
- 08: Runny Nose & Trading Seats
- 07: Battle Of The Overhead Bins
- 07: Where Is My Bag?
- 06: Seat Taken Away Due To Security Purposes
- 05: Sloshed Spouse Creates Chaos
- 04: Getting Even With Bad Attitude FAs
- 04: Don’t Allow Babies And Toddlers On Flights
- 03: Smelly, Portly Passenger Pours Over Seat
- 03: Should I Board Or Not?
- 02: Working The System
- 02: Little Kitty’s Wild Ride
- 01: Rage Over Reclining Seat
- 01: Yapping Dog
January 2010
- 31: Left Holding The Bag
- 31: Bummed Out Over Paying For Blanket
- 30: Condom Causes Confusion
- 29: Sympathetic Words From A Stranger
- 29: Angry Over CPAP Alert
- 29: Man Claims Overhead Bin Baggage Rights
- 29: Post-Wedding Flight Fiasco
- 27: Toy Car Kicked In Anger
- 27: The Bad Kid
- 26: Seats Turn Round Bottoms Square
- 26: Passenger Gets What He Asked For
- 26: Left In A Quandary By Qatar
- 25: Ordeal Over Wheelchairs
- 24: Seat Is Stolen From Pregnant Passenger
- 24: Passenger’s Strangest Misadventure
- 23: Grace Asked For Children’s Behavior
- 23: Rough Day Leads To Anxiety Attack
- 22: Reflections From A Former Airline Agent
- 22: Nauseated Over Nail Clipping
- 20: Attempts Made To Kibosh Kid’s Activities
- 20: Leak In The Drinking Water Tank
- 19: Struck By A Sharp Elbow
- 19: Parents Ditch Kids
- 18: Secret Service Agent Man
- 18: Passenger Passes Out
- 17: The Ballad Of Flight 66
- 17: Airport Security Videos
- 16: Retired FA Reminisces And Advises
- 16: Maniac On Board
- 15: Incident Creates Offensive Odor
- 15: Livid Over Languid Service
- 14: Hope Dims For Lost Bag
- 14: The Screamer
- 13: Vacation From Hell
- 13: Comeback For Snotty Remark
- 12: Distraught About Disabled Passenger
- 12: Disturbed About Diaper Change
- 11: Beer Brawl
- 11: Flying the Unfriendly Skies
- 10: The Case Of The Creepy Seatmate
- 10: Two Comments About Seats
- 09: A Special Moment Between Passengers
- 08: The Bag Of Barf
- 08: Preferred Status Guy Saves The Day
- 07: FA Fails To Communicate
- 07: Passed Out From Lack Of O2 Or BO
- 06: Smokers + Child On Lap + Long Flight = Total Wreckage
- 06: So Close And Yet So Far Away
- 05: Federal Agent Roughed Up By TSA
- 05: Bloggers Tread Treacherous Legal Water
- 04: The Worst Day Of My Life
- 04: Mom’s Seat Arrangements Delay Flight
- 03: A New Year’s Eve to Forget
- 02: Common Courtesy Is Out the Window
- 01: Overzealous Homeland Security
- 01: Truck Collides With Airplane
December 2009
- 31: A Flight From Hell In Five Acts
- 30: Some Things Just Don’t Change (Except For Better Wireless Service)
- 30: Shorter Folks Need Overhead Bin Assistance
- 29: Stuck In The Crapper
- 28: Request For Assistance Leads To Insult
- 28: Children Separated From Parents
- 27: Left In A Lurch
- 27: Butt Grabber
- 26: Fried Chicken Lady
- 26: Make The Airlines Pay For Property Destruction
- 24: The Popsicle Eating Pilot
- 24: A Splendid Trip
- 23: Scolded For Showing Skin
- 23: Slick, Sticky & Smelly
- 22: First Class Fiasco
- 22: Whiffs Of Poo
- 21: Delayed, Detained & Stuck By A Chatty Cowboy
- 21: Mom Moans In Terror
- 20: Pain In The Ass Passenger
- 20: Like Being Held By A Big Warm Airbag
- 19: Luggage Lost On A Nonstop Flight
- 18: Champagne Flight
- 18: Men, Deal With Reclining Seats
- 18: Breath Like Stinky Cheese
- 17: Motion Sickness
- 16: Orders To Disembark Fall On Deaf Ears
- 15: Damp Derrière
- 15: Cantankerous Lowlife
- 14: An Array Of FAs
- 14: Stories Make This Commentator Ill
- 13: Some Airline People Have Saved My Day
- 13: An Admitted Passenger From Hell
- 12: Ms. Dragon Breath & Volleys Of Scud Missiles
- 11: Rowdy Russian Flight
- 11: False Alarm
- 11: Apology For Creating A Flight From Hell
- 09: Lost Luggage & Missing Ticket Counter Crew
- 09: Double Trouble
- 08: Triple Knee Assault
- 07: Blow-By-Blow Account Of Passenger’s Behaviors
- 07: First Class For Employees
- 06: Holiday Travel With Mr. Hefty & Mr. Windowseat
- 05: Grumpy Old Man
- 04: Flying In A Play Pen
- 04: Picture Of Passenger Causes Sizable Stir
- 03: Interminable Delays
- 03: Goodyear Blimp Impersonators Vs. Me
- 02: In The Belly Of The Damned
- 02: Portly Passenger Contained
- 01: Seat Adjustments
- 01: Child Romps Nude On Plane
November 2009
- 30: Montezuma’s Revenge Wreaks Havoc
- 30: Fuel Leak And Scary Hotel
- 30: Newspaper Reader’s Nettlesome Behavior
- 29: Flier Dislikes Chatty, Shutterbug Seatmate
- 29: Near Fight Over Reclining Seat
- 27: Air Sickness
- 27: Bouncing Leg & B.O.
- 26: The Phantom Kickers
- 25: Plane Is Held Together By “Duct Tape”
- 25: Grandma Is Stuck In Dallas With No Luggage
- 24: They Lost My Son!
- 24: Child’s Second Flight A Nightmare
- 23: Fast Food Family Unable To Fit Into Seats
- 23: Student’s Grueling Trip Home
- 22: An Arsenal Of Pills
- 22: Seat Recliner Proclaimed To Be A “Comunista”
- 21: Threat Of Arrest Over Armrest War
- 20: Passenger Hoodwinked Into Making A Bad Decision
- 19: A Panoply Of Problems
- 19: Triplet Toddlers
- 19: Men Of The Cloth
- 18: Beastly Brat
- 17: An Expensive Cup Of Starbucks
- 17: Chutzpah Guy
- 16: Family Split Up For Convenience Of Another
- 16: Where They Can Stick It
- 15: Stinkin’ Lincoln
- 15: Flights Grounded For Days By Fog
- 15: The Idiot Parade
- 13: Annoyed About Autistic Adolescent
- 12: New Year’s Eve Disaster
- 12: Sleeping Pill Stupor
- 11: Middle Seat Hell
- 10: Baby Gets Even With Rambunctious Rapscallion
- 10: Frenzied Feline
- 10: Beware Of Row 29 Seat F!
- 08: Seatmates Bend Traveler’s Ear
- 08: Like Pleats On A Dress
- 07: Jet Screw
- 06: D. C. to Phoenix In Only 24 Hours
- 05: An Unpleasant Welcome Home
- 05: The Pancake Flight
- 04: Dubai Debacle
- 04: Agitated Over Reclined Seat
- 03: Smell Like a Backed Up Toilet In Calcutta
- 03: Second Time Flight Takes The Cake
- 02: Bathroom Door Brouhaha
- 02: Two Separate Snot Stories
- 01: Olympic Sprint, Suffocated, Lost Bags
- 01: Two Kids Kicking Seats Stories
October 2009
- 31: Sinister Object In The Sky
- 30: FA Asks Flier If He’s “Mentally Retarded”
- 29: Flying With Kato On Rocky Mountain Scareways
- 29: Plane Backed Into Poop Truck
- 28: Biker Dude’s Transformation
- 28: Kitty Stuffed In Bin
- 28: The Proselytizing Passenger
- 26: “Get A Room” Make Out Session
- 26: Soaked Luggage, Dampened Spirit
- 26: Sitemap
- 25: A Music Guy And A Spitter
- 25: How Come They Get Steak?
- 24: Computer System Woes
- 23: Corpulent Passenger Crushes Woman
- 22: Haunted By Passenger’s Public Potty Time
- 22: Brown Chew Spit
- 21: Passenger Chats With Celebrity Movie Producer
- 21: Mouthy Soccer Mom
- 20: Intentional Infliction Of Gas
- 20: Voracious Eater Vexes Passenger
- 19: Cell Phone Conflict
- 19: Backdoor Explosion
- 18: Peeping Passenger
- 18: Diaper Change On The Fly
- 17: Three Short “Flesh Spilling Over” Stories
- 16: Dirty Dingy Orange Underwear
- 15: Raise Your Hands… Like You Just Don’t Care
- 15: Spare Plane Out Back
- 14: A Shocking Experience.
- 14: Intimidating FA
- 13: Malodorous Mademoiselles
- 13: Pregnant Passenger Covered With Puke
- 12: Passenger’s Spirit Defeated
- 12: A Strange Experience
- 11: The Longest 51 Mile Flight In History
- 10: The Crunchy Granola Family
- 09: The Boorish Brit
- 09: It’s Not The Airlines Stupid
- 09: Blathering Lothario
- 07: Outraged Over Lost Luggage
- 07: Dog Gets Loose On Plane
- 06: Unattended Baggage, Unintended Consequences
- 05: Chester The Molester
- 05: The Man With A Beret
- 04: The Talkative Twit
- 03: Pissed Off Passenger Pees
- 02: Little Johny Business Bastard
- 02: Anxiety Attack
- 01: Eight Inches Of Seat
September 2009
- 30: Molestation Or Malady?
- 30: Ruing The Rules
- 29: Seated Next To A Celebrity Golf Pro
- 29: Turbulence, Terror & Throw-Up
- 28: When Is A Boarding Pass Not A Boarding Pass?
- 28: Business Buffoon
- 27: “A Suspicious Package Has Been Discovered…”
- 27: Burned Up Over Burnt Legs
- 26: Carefully Laid Plans Go Awry
- 25: Bratty Brits Interrupt Sleep
- 24: A Passenger’s Final Departure
- 24: Gold Digger Satisfies Senior
- 23: Escape From A War Zone
- 23: Pilot Encounters The Antichrist
- 22: The Malodorous MD
- 22: Newlywed’s Flight Filled With Pizza & Puke
- 21: Lightning And A Near Collision
- 21: “Picked Over” Luggage
- 21: Baby Skylar
- 19: Rude and Clumsy Attendants
- 18: First Flight Fizzles
- 17: Missed Flight And Other Maladies
- 16: Ben Gay Brouhaha
- 16: Luggage Left Behind
- 15: Tinkle Ticks Off Traveler
- 15: Beverly Hillbilly Summer
- 14: The Pre- And Post- Flight From Hell
- 13: Mr. Gold Chains
- 13: MP3 Leads To No ZZZ
- 12: Lads & Legos
- 11: Lap Used To Rest Fetid Feet
- 10: Barefoot & Passportless
- 10: Actress Breaks Wind By Star-Struck Passenger
- 09: Stinky Eggs Spoil The Flight
- 08: Hair Flipper Freaks Over Gooey Mess
- 08: Lucky Break Turns Into A Bust
- 07: Sayonara Narita Airport
- 07: Caught A Flight – And The Flu
- 06: Luggage Flung And Complaints Ignored
- 05: Grilled By Security
- 04: Passenger Takes On Child Care Duty
- 03: Car Left Running In Front Of Airport
- 03: Cart Clogs Aisle
- 02: Plane Bucks and Bounces Like An Angry Bronco
- 02: Don’t Allow Cell Phones
- 01: Is Airport Screening a Joke or What???
- 01: Disabled And Inconvenienced
August 2009
- 31: Passenger Demands That Mother Medicate Baby
- 31: Reclining Seat Solution
- 30: Upset At United
- 29: Thirteen Year Old Learns The Complexities Of Flying
- 28: Hayseed Clan Intrudes Into Passenger’s Space
- 27: FBI Man
- 26: A Valuable Lesson
- 26: A Rather Large Man
- 25: Passengers Late And Irate
- 25: Toddler Reluctant To Fly On A Plane
- 24: Little Girl Says No To Emergency
- 23: Weapons and Airplanes Don’t Mix
- 22: Welcome To Our Updated Site!
- 20: From Hell To Heaven
- 19: Overstuffed & Oversized Bags
- 18: Diaper Change On Tray Table
- 17: Why Is She Even An Attendant?
- 16: Contact & Linking
- 16: Comments Policy
- 16: Soused Senior
- 16: Privacy
- 16: Terms Of Use
- 15: Of Tank Tops And Samoans…
- 14: Flying Becomes A Headache
- 14: No Luck Getting To Ireland
- 12: Flying With Baby – Never Again!
- 11: A Fitting Punishment For Bernie Madoff
- 10: Bags, Bins & Balls
- 10: Kid Barfs But Misses Bag
- 09: Passenger Experiences A Flight From Hell Meltdown
- 09: Child With Possible Tape Worm
- 07: Passenger Has A Medical Emergency
- 07: Passenger Fills Multiple Seats
- 05: Landing Gear Causes Consternation
- 04: Ticket Troubles
- 03: An After Meal Snack
- 02: Drunk And Dirty Old Man
- 01: Passenger Nailed For Releasing Vapor
July 2009
- 31: “Altruistic” Passenger Gives Up Seat
- 30: Baby Gets Blame For Bad Odor
- 29: Pan Am Is Gone, Thank Heaven
- 28: Cease Carry-On Luggage
- 28: Reclining Seat Damages Laptop
- 27: Abuse Of Flight Attendant
- 26: TSA-Approved Locks Are No Bueno
- 25: Essence De Lavatory
- 24: Delayed At O’Hare Airport
- 23: Kitty Has Crap Scared Out Of Him
- 22: Lightning Strike Leads To Soiled Pants
- 22: “Flight Of Fear” Cartoon
- 21: Bathroom Odor Causes Gag Reflex
- 20: A Horrible Trip
- 19: Beware The Frogs
- 18: Scanner Loses Belongings
- 17: Passengers Expected To Proceed At The Speed Of Light
- 17: Injured Escaping From Body Mass
- 17: Trapped Like A Rat
- 16: Puke On A Poor Passenger
- 15: The Loudmouthed Passenger
- 14: Mr. Poopy Pants’ Relative?
- 12: Lodged Tightly Between Flesh And Fuselage
- 11: Unglued By Toddler Tantrum
- 10: Dog Escapes Designer Bag
- 09: Kid Violates The Law Of Physics
- 08: I Smell Pee
- 06: Vodka Cures All
- 05: Gas Permeated Clothing
- 04: The Wicked Witch And Her Evil Monkeys
- 04: Deeply Grateful To The Airlines!
- 01: The Barfer
- 01: Tortured For Hours
June 2009
- 29: Trapped In Purgatory
- 29: Gin Is My Co-Pilot
- 27: Barfzilla
- 27: Passenger Breaks Seat
- 26: My New Friend From Amsterdam
- 26: Difficult Passenger Disses TSA And Crew
- 26: Peeing With Playboy
- 26: Passenger Fusses Over Change Of Seats
- 26: Passenger Has A Taste For The News
- 26: Molested By Wandering Arms And Hands
- 25: Babies And Midnight?
- 25: Involuntary Babysitter
- 19: Kill The Monster
- 19: Passenger’s Goal Is To Catch A Hockey Game
- 17: Oversized Bag Leads To Big Headache
- 17: The Gate Agent From Hell
- 17: Camera Carried Away On A Mule
- 14: Encounter With A Political Pooh Bah & Camped Out In A Hobo City
- 13: Sealed In A Sardine Can
- 10: Don’t Eat Chili Dogs Before A Flight
- 08: Merry Christmas And A Not So Happy New Year
- 06: Request To Sit By Grandmother Denied
- 06: Space Invader
- 06: Pregnant And Squashed By A Seat
- 05: FAQ
- 05: Media
- 05: Crushed Computer
- 05: Don’t Crush The Cat
- 04: Leave It In The Terminal
- 04: The Thoroughly Be-Pooped Diaper
- 03: Heavy Handed
- 03: Broke Back Flight From Hell
May 2009
- 29: Submit A Story
- 29: Three Short “Stuck In The Middle” Stories
- 27: Counting Change
- 27: A Happy Ending
- 27: Captain Chunk & The Kicker
- 27: Huge & Rude
- 26: Forced To Sit In The Middle
- 26: A Fondling Fellow
- 26: Crash Jokes
- 26: The Creepy Passenger
- 26: Double Double Man
- 26: The Pugnacious Passenger
- 26: Surly Seat Kicker
- 25: Red Eye From California
- 25: Child’s Fouled-Up Flight
- 25: No Kids Under 10 Allowed
- 25: Romper Room
- 24: Mommy’s “Drinky” Is In Demand
- 24: Good Deed For Naught
- 24: The Tourist Flight From Hell!
- 17: Name Changed To Protect The Guilty
- 17: One Delay After Another
- 17: Brain Farts & Overweight Bags
- 17: Purgatory Is A USAir Flight
- 17: Not The Greatest Time In Paradise
- 17: Southworst Airlines
- 17: The Nightmare After Christmas
- 13: Should I Call My Husband Now?
- 13: Linda Flies The Turbulent Skies
- 13: Loss Of Fluid Nearly Leads To Loss Of Life
- 13: Soaked From A Leaking Restroom
- 13: Plane’s Wing Kisses The Concrete
- 09: Nitpicky Security
- 09: Kudos To Frontier Airlines
- 09: Squeezed By Portly Passengers
- 07: Airport Escalator And Upside Down Lady
- 07: Survived A War – Injured Coming Home
- 07: Tormented By A Lamb Chop Puppet
- 07: Attempting To Get Airborne In Antarctica
- 05: The FA Salesperson
- 05: “Too Bad” For Too Tall
- 05: Reclining Seat Defensive Move
- 04: Air Freshener? I Think Not
- 04: Praying For Relief From Passenger’s B.O.
- 04: Deer On The Runway
- 04: Offensive Farts Cause Outcry
- 04: Hubby Announces Wife Stinks
- 04: Revenge Taken For Smelly Feet
- 01: No Aid For Grandma’s Leg
- 01: The Disabled Have Fewer Rights
- 01: The Return Of The Tomato Juice
- 01: Vomit Chain Reaction
April 2009
- 30: Unphlegmatic Over Phlegm
- 30: Gratitiude For A Selfless Act
- 30: Fillin’ Up The Barf Bags
- 30: Panic Attack
- 30: Flying Boogers
- 29: Newlyweds Receive A Big Reception
- 27: Climbing Mountains
- 27: Stuck In A Seat
- 27: Fat Smelly Man
- 27: Squeezed In
- 27: Forced To Split In Half
- 27: Spilled Body & Spilt Water
- 26: Personal Space Please
- 26: A Loooong Flight Home
- 26: The Nose Picker
- 26: The Cougar And Her Prey
- 26: Which Is Worse?
- 25: Mr. Jerk
- 25: Stares And Glares From Snooty Girl
- 25: The Mentality!
- 25: Mr. Farts And Snores
- 25: DWF, Or Why Not To Do Jager Shots Before Getting On A Plane
- 25: A Sticky Situation
- 25: Foot Sandwich
- 25: Too Close For Comfort
- 24: The Brat
- 24: Little Monster
- 24: Baby Parade Gone Awry
- 24: My Child Is Better
- 24: Snatched Daughter Is Traumatized
- 24: Unruly Kid Should Get His Own Plane
- 24: Little Orphan Maple
- 24: Mommy Breastfeeds Her Boy
- 24: The “Shrieking Dwarf”
- 22: The Perfect Passenger
- 17: Snow Causes Extreme Delays
- 17: A Friend’s Advice
- 17: The Rude Manager
- 17: A Clickety Clackety Calamity
- 13: Bathroom Fiasco
- 10: The Cannibal
- 09: Anti-Smoking Announcements
- 09: Filth Worse Than That At A North Dakota Truck Stop Outhouse
- 09: Kudos To Jetblue
- 07: TSA Ruins Vacation
- 05: FA Enjoys First Class
- 05: Pilot Distracted By Former Flame
- 04: Disabled Yet Denied Dog
- 04: Gas Warfare
- 04: Smuggled Pet Causes Panic
- 04: Unbathed And Infested
- 04: Stinky Hippy
March 2009
February 2009
January 2009
- 25: Ugly Americans Taught A Lesson
- 19: Those Exciting Luggage Carousels
- 19: 2008 Flying Hell Year In Review
- 05: I’ll Take An Aisle Seat
December 2008
- 27: Smothered By A Human Beanbag
- 08: Homeland Security Suspect
- 05: Attendants Cop An Attitude
- 05: Unnecessary Behavior
November 2008
- 25: Maybe We Need A Trains From Hell Site?
- 25: Dip Spittin’ Dork
- 25: Grey Haired “Gentleman”
- 24: Incessant Whiner
- 13: Ride From Hell Turns Into Bulimia Convention
- 04: Mother & Doggy: A Special Bond
October 2008
- 25: Drunk Passenger Pukes
- 19: The Glamorous Days Of Flying
- 19: Seat 29E
- 17: Lost Bag Leads To Lost Business
- 17: U Suck Air
- 17: Overhead Bin Blues
- 13: Only In The Caribbean!
- 13: Frigid Flight
- 13: Overloaded & Underserved
- 07: Immigration Kerfuffle
- 05: Because They Can
- 03: Chewin’ Tobacco
September 2008
- 21: Training For The Olympics
- 19: The Queen Of Sky
- 19: Reporters As Flight Attendants (And Vice Versa)
- 19: How To Ask Out A Flight Attendant
- 13: Earthquake In The Sky
- 07: Mom And My Flight Through Hell
August 2008
- 27: Squashed In A Window
- 24: Germy Brats
- 21: Yapping Airhead’s Audible Assaults
- 21: Passenger Pitches A Tent
- 21: Mr. Mutter
- 20: The Foot
- 20: Circus Freak Show
- 20: Bookworm Prevents Shuteye
- 19: Unruly Kids (And Their Parents)
- 17: Compensated With A Cookie And Water
- 07: Travelers Are On Their Own
- 05: The Garrulous Flight Attendant
- 04: Automatic Gas Emissions
July 2008
- 27: No More Sympathy
- 24: The Family From Hell
- 18: Cell Phones On Airplanes
- 18: It’s Jerry Time!
- 17: Frequent Flyer’s Intricate Itinerary
- 13: Oxygen Masks Deployed
- 10: Can’t Even Buy A Meal
- 09: A Seat And A Toilet Is All You Need
- 05: Reclined Seat Leads To Decline In Civility
- 05: A Memorable Flight
- 05: The Outcast
June 2008
- 18: Paying Bills For Frills
- 17: Shanghai Shuffle
- 06: Photographer’s Phantasmagorical Flight
- 06: Refusal To Board
- 05: Inconsiderate Fools
- 05: Scare Line Lament
May 2008
- 30: Sprained And Drained
- 27: Squeezed In The Middle
- 20: Early Flight Episodes
- 18: Thirty Thousand Feet
- 18: Limited Overhead Bin Space
- 17: Living At The Terminal
- 03: Water Worries For Feline’s Flight
April 2008
- 30: The Snotty Sweater
- 20: Drunks Created Up In The Air
- 18: Cramped And Chagrined
- 17: Lost Luggage Leads To Grunge Look
- 17: Weirdness & Wackiness In 2007
- 05: One In 300 Million Out Of Seven Billion
March 2008
February 2008
January 2008
December 2007
- 27: Big Guy Fancies Furry Hat
- 24: Child In Charge
- 24: Toddler Section Suggestion
- 24: Apathetic Father
- 24: Mommy’s Ready To Rumble
- 17: Treated As Less Than Cargo
- 17: Trials And Tribulations In Spain
- 17: Heathrow Heart Ache
- 16: Student Tops Profs
- 16: Parade Of Delays
- 16: Long Day Is No Child’s Play
- 16: Feelin’ The Love
- 13: Tornado On The Runway
- 13: Crying And Wailing In Texas
- 12: Double Whammy
- 12: White Knuckled Flight
- 12: No APU Becomes A Big SNAFU
- 08: Customers Are Responsible For Flying Woes
- 05: Total Humiliation
- 05: The Flight Warden
- 05: Surly Service
- 05: Parked Plane Gets ‘Discovered’ – During A Landing
- 05: Helpful Passenger Upsets The Queen
- 05: Late And Irate
- 04: Mr. Poopy Pants
- 04: Hearing Impaired
- 04: Puking Up Toenails
- 03: Mom Lost And Neglected In The Airport
- 03: Dog Busts Loose
November 2007
- 30: Uncaring Husband Needs A Heart Transplant
- 30: Is There A Doctor On Board?
- 29: Hubby Dearest
- 29: Unhappily Married Couple
- 27: Travel Tip
- 20: Skiers Get Tanked, Then Things Really Go Downhill
- 20: Intolerable Impersonator
- 20: Yakking Yuppie
- 20: Man Wants To Take A 30,000 Foot Stroll
- 16: The Pleasures Of Flying These Days
- 16: Baggage Bungle
- 16: Holy Bovine!
- 16: Customer Disservice
- 12: Two Ring Circus (Bus Bumps Plane & A Human Cannonball)
- 12: Pilot’s Prevaricated Prognostication
- 10: A Great Martini
- 10: Neanderthal Man
- 10: Flying Ordeal Leads To Breakdown
- 05: Despicable Service
- 05: Seat Becomes A Punching Bag
- 05: High In The Sky
- 04: Emergency Leads To Stinky Situation
- 04: Bad B.O.
October 2007
- 30: The Lingering Aroma Of Vomit
- 30: Flying The Sickly Skies
- 30: DJ Becomes MD
- 30: Kidney Stones And Eva: The Dreadful Duo
- 29: Pills And Thrills
- 29: The “Virtual Marriage”
- 29: Lip-Locked Tousled-Haired Twenty-Somethings
- 27: “Ample” Lady
- 27: Squeezed By A Portly Passenger
- 24: Brat On Board
- 24: Toddler Creates Turbulence
- 24: Best Friends
- 24: Pungent Perfume And Dirty Diapers
- 23: Titanic Toddler Creates Tumult
- 20: Ungentlemanly Colonel Sanders Look-Alike
- 20: Missed Flight Leads To First Class Rage
- 20: Followed By Frat Boys
- 20: Violent Vegetarian Hurls Seeds
- 20: Motor Mouths
- 20: Belligerent Passengers Take Over Airplane
- 20: The Good Samaritans
- 16: Lost Luggage And Lousy Service
- 12: Troubles Over The Bayou
- 12: Fearful Flight
- 12: Stuck On The Plane Forever
- 12: Now Serving Grilled Chicken
- 12: First Class Ticket To Disaster
- 10: The Bearded Passenger From Hell
- 10: Foot Fetish
- 05: If You Think Commercial Air Travel Is Bad…
- 05: Crushed Legs Ruins Rest
- 05: Reclining Seat Vs. Long Legs
- 05: Immobilized By A Reclining Seat
- 04: Stinky From Seatmate’s Sweat
- 04: Gassy Passenger
- 04: Girlfriend’s Armpits Beats Passenger’s B.O.
- 03: First Come, First Served
- 03: Wifey Punched By Elderly “Sleepwalker”
- 03: Nursing Home In The Sky
- 03: Carry-on Luggage Contains Surprise
- 03: Old Lady Can’t Get No Satisfaction
- 03: Cock Gets Clocked
- 03: No Rest For The Weary
June 2007
- 23: About Us
- 10: Spewing Green Liquid
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