Comments on: Getting Even With Bad Attitude FAs

By: Bob

Bob — Mon, 10 May 2010 18:30:03 +0000

A guy spilled his seed all over you?!

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 10 May 2010 15:59:53 +0000

I was once on a flight where a guy spilled his seed all over me. Needless to say, I was pissed! Those poor children…

By: Tony

Tony — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:16:52 +0000

Simalar thing happened to me on a longhaul from London to Hongkong. Third time the Trolly Dolly came round i was waiting for her with my Magnum44. I lit up a cigar….looked her in the eyes..and asked her if she felt lucky?. The rest of the flight was event free! lol

By: MF

MF — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:22:29 +0000

Then you hijacked the plane right?

By: Teddy

Teddy — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:04:36 +0000

BS or not, this is why i sit in the window seat

By: GR

GR — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 17:25:49 +0000

Sometimes when you combine tight aisles, passengers who are just the perfect size and other factors I have had passengers that I have spilled on more than once in a flight. It was purely accidental and I took care of the situation and apologized (along with a smile and several free cocktails.) What I am disputing is the launching the drink and meal tray at the flight attendant.

By: ps

ps — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 11:45:34 +0000

Hard to believe, but probably true. A similar thing happened to me on Alitalia (two-fer spills) several years ago except both really were accidental and I got an apology plus a few extra cocktails.

By: Tony

Tony — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 10:14:58 +0000

I call B.S. on this one. As others have mentioned, there would have been Feds and PD all over you upon landing. Like Aaron said, two wrongs don't make a right, especially when it comes to "retaliation" against flight crew members. If you get a FA who has an attitude problem, best thing to do is just smile and nod, and go about your business, and don't react negatively towards them. Like it or not, they do have the upper hand when it comes to controlling the goings-on on their aircraft. Post 9/11 has given them so many "powers" its ridiculous. You look at one wrong and they can have you escorted off the plane and thrown in jail. This is the world we live in, sadly.

By: GR

GR — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:55:10 +0000

I go back to my original post- It never happened. This is an old story from the same files as "Bad Chicken" and "Baby in the Overhead Bin."

By: eyeroller

eyeroller — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:45:55 +0000

Um.. he said "dumped" which can be done accidently..