I didn't know everyone did not enjoy fried chicken. I guess Paula Deen is a heavy weight figment of my imagination. How about that comment from someone with a supposed Japanese surname…how ironic that the person posting would use the word 'monkey.' I guess the poster does not remember that, that entire race was referred to as monkies as a way of justifying killing them with no mercy.

I've always found that people who resort to bigoted comments are usually unsophisticated and rather dull. Don't believe me? Read through their comments again.

Anon's right. I just read over the comments and noticed the racism. I feel slow.

I was trying to think of any possible point in the story that she could have been misunderstood, but there are absolutely none. I feel for you, and I hope that your bourbon sat well with the smell of chicken and iced beer. She's just an inconsiderate cow who could probably have cared less about how stained your pants were.