Comments on: Bratty Brits Interrupt Sleep

By: Kyle

Kyle — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 07:54:06 +0000

First off: I'm english
I'm a kid
and second off:
I know that US and UK both have lots of children
and also bad children
and finally:
who gives a sh** about who they are, if they kick seats, and act like brats i would buy them a seat on the wing that is bolted down with rusty bolts.

By: Plaineir

Plaineir — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 02:33:19 +0000

Sorry, couldn't help but laugh. :'D

By: Demotage

Demotage — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:38:44 +0000

Saw,

If you look at the TSA website, you'll see that they make an exception for the Holy Hang Grenade of Antioch, for there is no other way of dealing with with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

By: saw

saw — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:08:29 +0000

Demo… I don't think the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch would make it past the TSA screeners… But then… who knows… You could make an argument that EVERYTHING from those days carried traces of fertilizer…

By: Demotage

Demotage — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:18:00 +0000

Thou shall not count to 2, unless one proceedeth directly to 3, nor shall one count to four. Five is right out………

By: saw

saw — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:50:09 +0000

Ok… two things here.. no… three…

1 – if you were sitting "in front of and across the aisle from" these children, how were they managing to kick the back of your seat?

2- Likely a better thing to would be to ask "daddy" how he was able to satisfy "mummy" enough to get two boys out of it if he didn't have a pair of balls to start with…

and…

3- They used to call spanking "discipline". Now they call it "abuse". I like the world better when it was "discipline"…

By: DSD

DSD — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:49:59 +0000

How ironic though, that it worked…

Personally I think I would have taken the path of "if you don't tell Mummy, the next time that kid kicks my seat I will go find Mummy and tell her myself."

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, you and all your silly English kannnnniggets.

By: Demotage

Demotage — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:08:15 +0000

Didn't say it was a good example. I said the father thought about telling the author off, and then decided he could use it. 'Kids, you know I would never spank you, but who knows what this terrible boogey-person might do?"

But you have a point. I can't tell you how many dinners I've had ruined by British chefs and and the pig-dogs frequenting their restaurants who's mothers were hamsters and fathers smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

By: Bratty Brit who hate

Bratty Brit who hate — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:13:42 +0000

You think that by threatening violence against small children that that's a good example? Wake up, Mr Bully American. Good for these kids – I can't tell you how many flights I've taken which have been disrupted by noisy, fat, stupid Americans with their ignorant, braying voices.

By: Demotage

Demotage — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 02:52:49 +0000

I love the father's reaction. He wanted to tell you off, but then he thought "wait! I can use this to shut them up!"

LOL